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What are the worst situations to be in when you have to
FART.... 
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you are a windy devil arent ya? you eat more chili fritos today?
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you are a windy devil arent ya? you eat more chili fritos today?
I'm sorry ...Trying to quit.... 
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in bed with someone that has nasty farts and hold the covers over your head. and he wonders why we are divorced
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in bed with someone that has nasty farts and hold the covers over your head. and he wonders why we are divorced
I'm Sorry.....
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There are so many
I had a friend that has a gas problem and didn't care where he did it and I had to deal with it. So I got the sucker back one day. He was riding in my truck and I rolled up the windows and trapped him
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Oh dear. I do have a story about farting, but I won't tell it in fear of ruining my reputation.
 
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There are so many I had a friend that has a gas problem and didn't care where he did it and I had to deal with it. So I got the sucker back one day. He was riding in my truck and I rolled up the windows and trapped him
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An old girlfriend and I were getting to know each other, well she was on top and farted while we were...ummm, talking. I thought she was going to sh!t on me
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Multi-Tasker's People that get Drunk , Fart , Laugh and pee at the same time....
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gotta love the SBDs
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im banging my head on the wall now ...these posts
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What are the worst situations to be in when you have to FART....
hard to say
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An old girlfriend and I were getting to know each other, well she was on top and farted while we were...ummm, talking. I thought she was going to sh!t on me BUMMER......
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I have Rotty's...I just blame it on them
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I have Rotty's...I just blame it on them
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Edited by
uk1971
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Wed 02/27/08 09:32 AM
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The most embarrassing place to let rip is when you're stuck in an elevator when there are only nuns and vicars stood beside you. Unless, of course, you have your dog with you.
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One time I was working for an exterminating company and I had this one home that we had done quarterly's on for years. I was spraying the outside of this really nice home, when all of a sudden my stomach just started cramping...I tried to hold it in as long as I could, then I knew I couldn't hold it in any longer.
So I went around to the front of the house and knocked on the door and this lady dressed as a maid answered the door. So I asked, may I please use your restroom. So she looked at the owner which also happened to be a female and she said go ahead and let him in. So the maid led me to a bathroom just a little ways down the hall. So I ran over to the toilet and let er rip. It was disgusting, and went on for quite a while...and stank just as bad. So as I was leaving the bathroom the maid was standing half way up the stairs and laughing. The owner had this scowl on her face and didn't look to happy. The following day they cancelled their services.
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in bed with someone that has nasty farts and hold the covers over your head. and he wonders why we are divorced
must been kin' 2 my X wife
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