yeh but you get there in the end lol

I know "dirty old man" is a title I wear PROUDLY.

My god woman i forgot you were 39 ok in 20 yrs

"Can't cut the mustard,
can still lick the jar."

good for you

yep im wearing well lol...hey i made 4 pages never done that before yey lol

i like that funny

woooooohoooo

ROLL ON PAGE 5

yep i want a new record lol...come on england do something new

Old sayings from old sage.
Heard all of these for as long as I can remember.
Alot of them came from WWII.
Dad business employed many vets, never forgot 3 guys had the arm tat's from the concentration camps. Some of the things they talked about when drinking, aged me fast.
Was a different world 50-60's.

We will have to wait 25 years for another one happens

yeah rock and roll 50's and the swinging 60's

yeh i bet it was im just learning about my grandad never knew him he was d day and got captured ...you made smile today though ta for that ..ok got to run schhool time see you all later

byeeeeeee

We old men like to make the young ladies SMILE.
Be safe.

Glad you're ok Debbie


I've experienced two earthquakes and since they're both funny stories, I thought I'd share them here.
The 1st was about 12 years ago in Seattle Wa. I was standing in the kitchen and my daughter was in the dining room when I noticed that the refridgerator was shaking strangely which caused me to wonder "what the heck's wrong with this fridge? it's brand new...what is wrong with it???" As I was contemplating the cause of the apparent malfunction, I noticed in my peripheal vision that the cabinet doors were also shaking themselves open, just as I was putting two and two together my daughter shouted " DAD !!! IT'S AN EARTHQUAKE!!! GET OUT!!!",
So we both got out and other people up & down the street were also coming out of their houses & apts. No one was hurt, but there was some significant property damage.

The 2nd time I was alone & traveling through Alaska. I was driving on my way from Anchorage going up to Fairbanks, taking the eastern route up through Denali.
I'd been driving all day and was almost to Fairbanks, about 60 miles to go. Since it was still in the middle of the night (about 3am) I decided to pull over and rest until dawn & then drive on in. I found a rest stop that had been recently snow plowed so I pulled in and took a break. The Northern lights were putting on a glorious show for what it seem like me alone since I was all alone with no other traffic or anyone at the rest stop. After it died down I locked myself in the cab of my truck and stretched out in my goosedown to nap for a few hours.
Just as I was drifting off to sleep, I felt the truck bouncing up & down & thought "What the heck ???" so I sat up to look, didn't see anything ahead but in my side view mirrors I could see snow falling off the trees and so then I had the very frieghtening thought of " someone's messing with me!!!" "someone was jumping on my rear bumper & then running off into the woods!!!"
So , of course my heart was beating fast as I started the truck & hit the highway to get the heck out'a there fast...
As I began to settle down I turned on the radio just in time to hear reports that a rather large earthquake had just happened with the epicenter being right outside of Perry Alaska (where I'd just been). I had to laugh at myself then and I may be one of , or maybe the ONLY person to ever think " THANK GOD...whew...it was just an earthquake" lol

lol good stories well i slept threw my first experience says it all really lol...but glad to hear you came out safe on both occaisions...wouldnt be the same on here without you my friend

i slept through it to