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Topic: Personality Test
Sexyklp4U Joined Mon 11/26/07 Posts: 3377	Mon 02/25/08 02:05 PM
PERSONALITY TEST To determine your personality check the gift you'd most like to get: 1. Candy 2. Flowers 3. A sweet poem 4. Sex 5. Dinner/Dancing 6. Waffle iron If you answered... 1. CANDY It means that... You are a sweet person who enjoys traditional gifts and hopefully likes to share... OR you're a selfish chocoholic who values a sugar high over everything even true love. 2. FLOWERS It means that... You love the beauty of nature, the scent of flowers and appreciate this timeless romantic gesture... OR you get some twisted joy out of watching vegetation wither and die. 3. A SWEET POEM It means that... You're a hopeless romantic, a cultured person who recognizes the power and beauty of the written word... OR you're used to cheap gifts and like to pass yourself off as a cultured person who recognizes the power and beauty of the written word. 4. SEX It means that...You are a passionate soul, a free spirit who is not afraid to express your sexuality with another consenting adult and feel that the physical side of love can be meaningful and beautiful... OR you're a filthy degenerate who is no better than a rutting animal living solely for one carnal experience after another. 5. DINNER/DANCING It means that... You enjoy the company of that special someone and the romantic setting of fine cuisine and candlelight... OR you're easy to please and probably willing to sell your body for food and a few quick turns around the dance floor. 6. WAFFLE IRON It means that... You're a practical person who believes in gifts that you can actually use... OR you have absolutely no idea of what gift-giving is all about and probably have some sort of deviant sexual fetish involving kitchen appliances. #'s 2 & 4 for me

IndnPrncs Joined Sun 11/04/07 Posts: 58420	Mon 02/25/08 02:07 PM
I'm feeling like myspace lol

DebbieJT Joined Mon 11/26/07 Posts: 10329	Mon 02/25/08 02:08 PM
what does a diamond bracelet mean ..im a cold heated witch lol

1956CLEO Joined Wed 10/03/07 Posts: 4518	Mon 02/25/08 02:09 PM


PATSFAN Joined Mon 12/10/07 Posts: 42782	Mon 02/25/08 02:09 PM
For me #7..

MsTeddyBear2u Joined Fri 04/06/07 Posts: 22031	Mon 02/25/08 02:11 PM


JMellish Joined Sat 08/04/07 Posts: 644	Mon 02/25/08 02:14 PM
A nice chub-rub is all I ever ask for.

YourLittleLoveDrug Joined Sat 02/09/08 Posts: 92	Mon 02/25/08 02:15 PM
well i picked sex lol

MirrorMirror Joined Fri 10/26/07 Posts: 89680	Mon 02/25/08 02:24 PM
funny

ccrzyolfool Joined Fri 12/01/06 Posts: 465	Mon 02/25/08 05:13 PM
#4 & 6 work for me

CrazyPalindrome Joined Tue 11/27/07 Posts: 736	Mon 02/25/08 11:35 PM
Totally the waffle iron. I friggen love waffles... heh.

dcrdnk Joined Wed 08/15/07 Posts: 5094	Tue 02/26/08 12:27 AM
4. SEX It means that...You are a passionate soul, a free spirit who is not afraid to express your sexuality with another consenting adult and feel that the physical side of love can be meaningful and beautiful... OR you're a filthy degenerate who is no better than a rutting animal living solely for one carnal experience after another yep pretty nuch hey i'ma guy

DevilDog1987 Joined Mon 02/25/08 Posts: 613	Tue 02/26/08 12:29 AM
all of the above

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