A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with
her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through
the entrance.

The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice
children you've got there - are they twins?"

The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't,
the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the hell would
you think they're twins?...... .. Are you blind or just stupid? Do you
really think they look alike?"

"No", replies the greeter . "I just can't believe you got laid twice."

ROFLMAO

LOL that was great. there are times i wish i could say that.

that is the funniest one I have heard ( or read ) in a very very very
long time I am actually going to write it down so I can get it right
when I tell others thnx