This is fun to do. Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine.

Title your post "My Bail is $........" You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.


Smoked pot -- $10
Done acid -- $5
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $40
Had sex with someone on your MySpace -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to a stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $10
Hit on some one while at work-- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk/HIGH at work, or went to work while still drunk/HIGH-- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk & HIGH, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Peed in the pool -- $5
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25

O. K , now tally up your answers, then, say "my bail is **** how ever much it is

with me, it came up to $425.00

Wow

my bail is $550.

Dang, I can't find my calQlater.

damn!!

$495

What can I say? It's been a good life...

My bail is $190.00

wow you guys!

$2,980,314

I need a calculator maybe I should just add up the ones that I have not done ...

$435
still so much left to do :)

omg..rlmao!!

kojack

I'M EMBARRASSED!!! $755.00... BUT WTH, I USED TO LIVE IN L.A.

anyone know how to spell "abacas " ??.. I need one QUICK

Some I did more than once and well lost count so that # sounded good as any fdroflmfao

My bail is $570.
I'm stuck here for awhile.

Jesus christ! i hit 670! im bad, i need to be spanked! that should be good for another 20 anyway

625!!!!!!

LOL

Do you get points for having already spanked an adult??