Man and wife are laying in bed. Husband begins to fart.. and fart and fart. Finally it is so bad that the wife jumps out of bed screaming
“George if you don’t learn to control yourself you gonna fart you guts out!!”
George yells back “ Shut up you stupid woman you don’t know anything.”
Well this goes on for a couple of days & while fixing Sunday chicken dinner the wife gets an idea, later that evening after George goes to bed she slips the chicken guts under the covers. The next morning she’s in the bathroom when she hears George screaming she slowly walks into the bedroom and innocently asks “what’s wrong honey?”
“Oh woman you were right! I did it, I did it, I farted my guts out…

But with the help of GOD and THESE TWO FINGERS I saved every last one of them!!!


Moral – Don’t piss of the wife – she’s always right!

I learned that weather she was right or wrong, she was always right

omg thats funny

ewww;but funny