Oh No!!! ((cover eyes))

guilty

the big bad wolf gave up on trying to get those three little pigs and bought and apartment complex looking to make an honest go of things in the world, only to have the buildings condemned, in an ironic twist the three little pigs demolition co. was called in to blow his building in.

The payback one is deserved!

Good Lord that's a tragic story.
Brought a tear to my eye!


Talk about karma kicking you in the ass...

think I would like to be the wolf to mwwt red riding hood... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

correction, should not be mwwt but meet, or possibly meat.

You are sure feisty for a 77 year old!

Just because Shaden appreciates it so much...


Jack and Jill went up the hill
each with a buck and a quarter
Jack came down smiling like a clown
and Jill came down with Two-Fifty.




A rephrasing of an old Andrew Dice Clay riff

Ahhh, no more. Andrew Dice Clay should did know how to get some angered, though. Probably delighted him, to no end.

I never thought he was all that funny. Admittedly SOME of his gags were hysterical but they weren't worth wading through all the crap to get to.


The screaming protests against him were funnier to me. Who gives a rat's ass what he says?? As long as my taxpayer money isn't going to put him up in the Ritz what do I care?

And if you don't understand he's playing a character rather than preaching a sermon then you're too stupid to be wandering around unattended in the first place.

Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

Yah.

Snow White to the 7 Dwarves...
" you little $hits are going to start picking up for yourselves around here!"

True!

Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep
and doesn't know where to find them
she went next door
to the farmer's little store
and now she dines on mutton

Bad, boy!! But sounding kinda, Aerosmith like!

I love these! Here"s the modern version of "The Little Red Hen"






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Once upon a time, there was a little red hen who scratched about the barnyard until she uncovered some grains of wheat. She called her neighbors and said, "If we plant this wheat, we shall have bread to eat. Who will help me plant it?"

"Not I," said the cow.

"Not I," said the duck.

"Not I," said the pig.

"Not I, said the goose.

"Then I will," said the little red hen. And she did. The wheat grew tall and ripened into golden grain. "Who will help me reap my wheat?" asked the little red hen.

"Not I," said the duck.

"Out of my classification," said the pig.

"I'd lose my seniority," said the cow.
"I'd lose my unemployment compensation," said the goose.
"Then I will," said the little red hen, and she did.

At last it came time to bake the bread. "Who will help me bake the bread?" asked the little red hen.

"That would be too much work," said the cow.

"I'd lose my welfare benefits" said the duck.

"I'm a public school graduate and never learned to read," said the pig.

"If I'm to be the only helper, that's discrimination," said the goose.

"Then I will," said the little red hen.

She baked five loaves and held them up for her neighbors to see.

They wanted some and, in fact, demanded a share. But the little red hen
said, 'No, I can eat the five loaves by myself."

"Selfish!" cried the cow.

"Capitalist leech!" screamed the duck.

"I demand equal rights! Or, I'll Call The ACLU" yelled the goose.

We'll sue, yelled the pig, a biased judge without the proper constitutional oath will see our way. And they painted "unfair" and "selfish" on their picket signs and marched round and round the little red hen shouting obscenities.

When the cops with the government facilitator came, they said to the little red hen, "You must do consensus. Volunteer to give 50% or go to jail.
I earned that bread, this is wrong said the little red hen.

Doesn't matter, said the agent, the law is the law. In today's modern world there is no such thing as right or wrong, everything is relevant. Government must collect taxes, there is hunger out there. We're compassioned and must provide soup kitchens and welfare for the needy.

And they lived happily ever after, including the little red hen, who keeps working and baking bread. Next time, the agent come for 60% of her bread. The increase was necessary said the agent, there is more hunger.

That and the revenge one are good. Oh wow, I was read the mutton one, nothing like Aerosmith. Getting head out of the gutter.

The problem is the Little Red Hen only gets one vote. The cow, duck, pig, and goose all keep voting democrat in order to maintain their benefit status.

Now they want the Hen to provide them with "universal health care" claiming it's their RIGHT to have government take care of them. When Little Red complains about shouldering all the burden they scream about how uncaring she is and whine about how infirm they all are.

HMMMMMMMMMMM the story may have left the wrong impression of me.