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WOMAN'S LOVE POEM
> > Before I lay me down to sleep, > I pray for a man, who's not a creep. > One who's handsome, smart and strong. > One who loves to listen long. > One who thinks before he speaks. > One who'll call, not wait for weeks. > I pray he's gainfully employed. > When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. > Pulls out my chair and opens my door. > Massages my back and begs to do more. > Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind. > Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" > I pray that this man will love me to no end, > And always be my very best friend. > > > MAN'S LOVE POEM > > I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with > huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course, > and loves to send me fishing and hunting. This > doesn't rhyme and I don't give a ****. > |
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Awww loved them
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![]() ![]() ![]() hello dawn |
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hello James
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Very nice, sprinkled with a touch of laughter.
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I cried
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WOMAN'S LOVE POEM > > Before I lay me down to sleep, > I pray for a man, who's not a creep. > One who's handsome, smart and strong. > One who loves to listen long. > One who thinks before he speaks. > One who'll call, not wait for weeks. > I pray he's gainfully employed. > When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. > Pulls out my chair and opens my door. > Massages my back and begs to do more. > Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind. > Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" > I pray that this man will love me to no end, > And always be my very best friend. > > > MAN'S LOVE POEM > > I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with > huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course, > and loves to send me fishing and hunting. This > doesn't rhyme and I don't give a ****. > Homer with Barney at Moe's -*BeEeLlLcChHh*- scritch scratch scritch |
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KEEP UR IMAGINATION HIGH, YOU'LL GET ONE SOON
![]() WOMAN'S LOVE POEM > > Before I lay me down to sleep, > I pray for a man, who's not a creep. > One who's handsome, smart and strong. > One who loves to listen long. > One who thinks before he speaks. > One who'll call, not wait for weeks. > I pray he's gainfully employed. > When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. > Pulls out my chair and opens my door. > Massages my back and begs to do more. > Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind. > Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" > I pray that this man will love me to no end, > And always be my very best friend. > > > MAN'S LOVE POEM > > I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with > huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course, > and loves to send me fishing and hunting. This > doesn't rhyme and I don't give a ****. > |
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How true. Hi Dawnette, hi Frank
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