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Mmmmmm Mongo like beans
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Mmmmmm Mongo like beans bad Mongo...bad!!!! um, can I have your clothes??? 
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Mmmmmm Mongo like beans bad Mongo...bad!!!! um, can I have your clothes???
why do you like tie dye or do you want to see me naked?  
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can I have your sunglasses then?????????????
My eyes are shot 
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Okay You can have my sunglasses, but ya can't have my mojo baby.
I'm now doing that overbite dance thing that I learned from my hero Austin
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well I need your clothes because of my sex reasingment surgery, but...now that I saw you doing that dance thing,...Im not so sure I want to switch over...
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well I need your clothes because of my sex reasingment surgery, but...now that I saw you doing that dance thing,...Im not so sure I want to switch over...
Whatsa matter baby? Oh yeah, let's shag on the carpet.
No wait, that's where I tracked in the cow dung last night
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Thas what dat smell waaaaaaaaaaas,
I thought it was my pits and it wuz time to wash
WHERE´S MY BOTTLE AT??????????????? I bet kk came in thru here and took it.......... 
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Thas what dat smell waaaaaaaaaaas, I thought it was my pits and it wuz time to wash
WHERE´S MY BOTTLE AT??????????????? I bet kk came in thru here and took it..........
Dang gurl those pits do need some washin' You gonna use soap this time? I got some at home if ya need it. Never even been used 
Ya finished the dang bottle last night. Gimme 5 dollars and I'll go buy ya a pint while I'm pickin up da soap |
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LOADED UP DEMENTED UNCLE IS IN THE HOUSE
WHERE ARE THOSE DAM KIDS AND WHERE THE HELL IS THAT DRUNK AUNT  PLEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZE PULL MY FINGER,IM GETTING CRAMPS
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Edited by
Pata
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Tue 02/26/08 05:12 PM
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I´m getting my pits smellin nice and purdy
HIC HIC 
HEY WATER,HERE´S ANOTHER 5, FOUND IT ROLLED UP IN MY GIRDLE MIGHT BE A BIT STICKY
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DAMN AUNTY YOU SURE LOOK GOOD AFTER A 12 PACK
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GIVES BIG TOOTHLESS SMILE.................
HAND ME ONE OF DEM................CUZ DIDN´T BRING ME MY FIFTH YET
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GIVES BIG TOOTHLESS SMILE................. HAND ME ONE OF DEM................CUZ DIDN´T BRING ME MY FIFTH YET
Sorry I'm late Auntie. I was headin' for the likker store and I spotted a goat. Y'all know how much I like the dern things. So I got it all greased up good and well ya know I'm a gentleman I never kiss and tell. Here's yer pint. And do ya still need that soap? I may have had to use it a bit on that goat. it was a little bit stanky. |
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THANKS CUZ......................
SURE, HAND ME DA SOAP I GOTTA WASH MY GUMS
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THANKS CUZ......................
SURE, HAND ME DA SOAP I GOTTA WASH MY GUMS
When yer done why doncha haul that big ole butt ovah here and give me a great big smooch
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Edited by
Pata
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Tue 02/26/08 09:01 PM
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HIC HIC HIC.............WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE, BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP
FART,oops I need to change my underwear............ AWWWWWWWWWW DA HELLS WITH IT
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HIC HIC HIC.............WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE, BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP
FART,oops I need to change my underwear............ AWWWWWWWWWW DA HELLS WITH IT
Now that's what i'm talkin' about. What a fine lady. |
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Ya GOD DARN RIGHT I´M FINE......................
takes out dentures and picks parsley off teeth
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Dang, don't throw that parsley out Auntie. I can use it for the bookay of flowers I'm gonna bring grandma sprite
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