((( Pata )))


BabyGurl...Wazzzzzzzzzzup

I gotzzzzz my camel toe to show it to you.

Isn`t dat the purtiest camel toe you ever seen?

That`ll teachezzzz me to go to " Hoochie Bars " alone.


Cinderella done tagged my toe wit her camel toe

Openzzz up anodder boddle of shine and pazzes it to cuz Pata

Lites Pata`s CEEGAR and My CEEGAR too.

Letzzz ties a good buzz on Cuzz.

((((((((cuz rara)))))))) dem hoochie bars r gonna be the ends of ya yet

now where be our fabily.......?? did dey go on vacashon or fomtin???

oh wells...........more ceeeegars and shine for us then......



wooooot woooooot

((( cuz Pata )))


Sounds damnnn goodzzz to me Babygurl.


woooooooooooot woooooooooooot

Patagurl...

Been waitin' on dat Rara ta pick me up fromz da
Wally-marts fer 3 whole days now....

Wuz der sa long dey wanted ta make me a Certi-fied
and Boner-fied greeter....

Sa I gots me a job....Na'more Bingo halls fer me...

((( Granny )))

Sorry I`zzz late pickin you up from Wally- World

You noedd howzz you getzz when you goes to Wally -World. A stink bomb could go off or I could leavezzzz the worse stanker in the world and you won`tzz leavezz Wally - World cause you in dere lookin for hotties.


I hereded you wazzzz puttin facezz on all the menzzes pantzzzerzz and gibbin em peekee boozzess

Izzz youn ready to goezz home and hazzz some spooge , shine and some CEEGARS

Whoozzzzz gunna goezz wid me to bingo now

AwwwRara....

Yup...Takes me home, get me some shine an gets
dem ol' records outta da closet...We be a cel-i-bratin'
tanight...

But dries dem eyes abouts da Bingo...

Wit all da dis-a-ma-counts dat we gets wit me
being Boner-fied at da Wally-mart we can gets ya
all da fancy-pants dat ya want...

Kane eben gets ya sum like we gots fer da gurl da last
time dat we wuz dere.... Ya know, dem
ones dat ya really like wid da string in da back?..

Walksss ober to da record player and puts on some Linda Rondstat for ((( granny )))


Askezzz Granny for her hand to dance a real good slow one. Whispers in Grannies ear that I willzzz behavezzz myself out on dat dancezzz floor

Getzz granny some shine and lites her Ceegar after the songzz is over and we sats down on dat dere couch.

Puttzzz my arm around Granny and whisperzzz thank you Granny, and givezz granny a kiss on da cheek. Youzzz the bestzz Granny.

Dang Rara...

Ya sure know how ya make this ol' gal feel
young and purdy again...

Skuze me whilst I has me a little Boo-hoos
in da corner...

Dats ok Granny


Putzz my arm around Granny
Hands Granny some kleenexers

You knows how to makes dis ol boy feel young again

Now ya gone n done it....

Dammmmmmmmmmnnnnnnnn hadzzzzzz to goezzzz and finda my fambily. look`n likesss they all dun lefted me to myseff....

HaHa...that meanzzz I gotz the Ceegars and da shine to mylonesome.

Rock on.

Let The good times roll

UNKEL DEMENTO STILL BE AROUN

UNKEE

Letssssssssss the good times rollzzzzzz

Granny be here....

But I is sa done eat up with the Creepin-crud that
alls I do is sleep...

Missed tree whole dayzzzz I did....

Damn...and no one came ta wake me up...

((( Granny )))

You needed your Beauty Rest Baby Gurl...Dats whyzzzzzz we leaved you asleepin

Sides dat your meds wouldn`taaa mixeded good with da Ceegars and da Shine.

We Luvs ya Baby , and we takezzzzzzz carezz of ya.

now dat yu upzz has a Ceegar ands some shine

GRANNY WE KNOWED U WUZ NEEDIN YO RESS
THE GOOD LORD KEP USSINS OUTTA HARMS WAY SO YALL DIDN HAFTA WORRY
IT BE GOOD SEEIN YALL UP AN ABOUT.
CREEPIN CRUD AN ALL

Awww boyzzzzz...

Ya knowd that Granny loves ya ...

Can't do da shine but sum ob dat black tar dat
ya made last week ud jest be hittin' da spot...

Ya boyzzz be takin' care uf ma dawg like ya should?..

Surezzzzzzz has been takin care of Bowser granny...I buyded him one of dose furry silky pillows and he jusssss humpzzz the hell outta it... A humpin Bowser izzzzzz a happy Bowser.

We takezzzzzz him out runzzzzzzz him too..Last week he treededa that old nibby nozed hagg next door that alwayzzzzzz callzzzzzz the law on us. He scarrrrdeded the livin shaitttttttttt outta her. Pi ssed on her leggs ans shaitt down her back too. You`d a been so proud of him granny.

Hoolee damn famibly on vassssacation I guessezzzzzzzz

(((((Rara)))))...

Iz been sittin wid dat Willer tree tryin' ta
catch me a fallen'star an a wish...
All tuckered out an kant seem ta gab too muchn no more..