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Up-erdoodles...
Ya seen dat Water?... He wuz gonna get us some spooge and I tink dat he fell inter luuuv wit da new goats...  
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HAYHAY GRANNY
THE DEMENTED UNCLE HAS RETURNED |
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Sahhh sahhh...
Speakin of hay...if'n I was 20 years younger I'd be takin' ya ta find sum... 
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Dang it all the damn goat ran off agin. Cuz, I left ya some spooge under the cushion of da couch. And granny if yer arund I got some fresh spooge for ya now
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I´ll just sop up dis here spooge wit one of my bisquits.
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I'll let ya have a few puffs offa my cigar afta ya finish with da spooge
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Dang...Dem Monday night bingos just
taint got no oomp... 
Did somebuddy holler spoooooge??... 
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Lissun up family. I is got ta be goin to work now so I am leavin da spooge in da ice box. Granny yer teeth are in da junk drawer and cuz yer fifth is that spot only you and I be knowin.
I want you all spiffied up when I git home because I might be bringun a guest |
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Edited by
rara777
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Tue 03/04/08 04:41 AM
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Mornin` Ya`ll.
Hopes ya`ll gottzz yo shaitt 2gether dis mornin`. Jus wnt 2 da store an gotted some ceeeegars , hooch , and some spooge. Love ya`ll so mucch , that I steppedded in goat apples 2 hook ya`ll up.
Dammmmmmmnnnnnn sur hope ya`ll enjoyzzzzzzzz
Later........Gators
Sprite sittin der las nite yellin bingo when sheeeeee didn`t have shaittttt, just to gettt the callers attention. 
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rara.............ya do know how to make a lady happy
I got grannys panties on my head, spooge all over my dress. But I got my fifth and my ceeeeeeeeegar
cuz waters............bring ya friend fo dinner.........still got some of dem pickled pigs feet and grits
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Edited by
EarthSprite
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Tue 03/04/08 09:17 AM
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Rara darlin'..dis ol' gal gotta
get it where she can get it...
Dang gurl..ya'll took ma last pair a clean bloomers...And dey wuz my good luk uns too...
Any one up fer da squirell and gravy tanight?..
How about some Poorboyz..
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Earth, can we be cousins, cause in Nebraskie, its legal to kiss your cousin!!!
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Mikey..
Shaaa shaaa.. On dis here farm we all be Kissin' sometins...
<---grannys' puckerin' up...
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Well dang...
Been puckered up all day and taint no one come a callin'... 
Gonna save dem puckers fer sumbuddy specal den... 
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Here ya panties grams...................just gib me dem dirty ones.....................ITS ALL THE SAME
Did cuz mikey come up town and not give dis girl a holla?????
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Hey All...
Where's all ma babies??... 
Gurl, I done tolt ya ta give up on dat Mikey....He got his self a new gal...Of da blow~up kind...
He said he done really like her as she ain't a sasser...
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Miss Sprite its to the Woodshed for you, ya gonna get a tanning u will NEVER forget!!!
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Boy..!!!..
You best be showin' sum respect ta ya elders now.....
I gonna be openin' a can of sumthin' and layin' a world a hurtin' on ya....
Soons as I gets outta dis here chair an find my walkin' stick...
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Ive got me a STICK!!!!!!!
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Give it Granny den as I kant seem ta
find mine....
And where be ma teeth?...
Kan't seem ta find notin' today...I tell ya I'd loose ma head ifn it wern't screwed on as tight...
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