A man had just finished eating at a French restaurant, so he said to Suzette, the waitress,
"Sue,...what's for dessert?"
At this, Suzette climbed up on the table,squatted over a plate, and defecated on the clean plate? The customer was appalled. He said,
"Sue, what the hell is this supposed to be??"
Sue replied,
"This is your dessert,mon ami !! Havent you ever heard of Crap Suzette??"

Ewwww...

ewwwwwww

eeeeew yuckeeeeeeeee.

strange but true story from my life
once long ago i got an invite from a friend to Cook me dinner. he said he was going to cook me native food. i said ok. he said my roommates can stay for dinner and they did. when i ask Sam what we were eating, he pulled out his bag of Seal flippers. (from a real seal) I'm one of those people who's up for anything, so i said great. well Sam threw the seal flippers in a pot of boiling water to warm them up and announced that they were done. all i can say is they tasted like oily rubber boots. needless to say they went in the fridge and none of my roommates wanted to try them again. eventually one of my roommates threw them out. a couple of weeks later Sam ask what happened to the seal flippers. i told him they had begun to smell and my roommate threw them out. Sam looks at me with this serious look and says "that's when their the best"

a few weeks later whale blubber was on the dinner menu. (the guy was an alaska Native)

this is a true story and i never let Sam cook for me again.