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Topic: More Horrible Puns!
CrazyPalindrome Joined Tue 11/27/07 Posts: 736	Thu 02/21/08 01:54 PM
I love puns... I make them up all the time... here are a few I've made up in the past. Some people laugh, some people stare at me, and some people threaten me... so I guess it all depends on whether or not you like puns. What do you call a vampire with a cold? Nosfer-ACHOO! How can you tell an evil cow from a good cow? Evil cows have moo-staches! What does the moon eat off of? Satellight dishes! What did one earth giant say to the other? I don't understand why you drive a levvy, I prefer a fjord!

fastlinnie Joined Wed 09/26/07 Posts: 1993	Thu 02/21/08 01:57 PM


PATSFAN Joined Mon 12/10/07 Posts: 42782	Thu 02/21/08 01:57 PM
Well

CrazyPalindrome Joined Tue 11/27/07 Posts: 736	Thu 02/21/08 02:00 PM
Well ... that's a deep subject. heheee

cpt_johhny Joined Sat 01/05/08 Posts: 469	Thu 02/21/08 02:01 PM
I love puns... I make them up all the time... here are a few I've made up in the past. Some people laugh, some people stare at me, and some people threaten me... so I guess it all depends on whether or not you like puns. What do you call a vampire with a cold? Nosfer-ACHOO! How can you tell an evil cow from a good cow? Evil cows have moo-staches! What does the moon eat off of? Satellight dishes! What did one earth giant say to the other? I don't understand why you drive a levvy, I prefer a fjord! Whats a flea's defense mechanism? They flee! You can have that one.

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