Topic: THE MAN WHO KNOWS HIS MATH
catchme_ifucan's photo
Tue 12/19/06 03:36 PM
Subject: FW: THE MAN WHO KNOWS HIS MATH



He writes:
I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver, who cut
right in front of a pickup truck, causing the driver to drive onto the
shoulder to avoid hitting her.
This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out is
window and gave the woman the finger.
“ Man, that guy is stupid,” I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile nicely
and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in
traffic, and here’s why:

I drive 48 miles each way every day to work.
That’s 96 miles each day.

Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper.
Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway.
There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles.
That works out to 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars.

Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper-to-bumper, I figure
I pass at least another 4000 cars.

That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass every
day.

Statistically, females drive half of these.
That’s 18,000 women drivers!
In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS.
That’s 642.

According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying
or unrewarding.
That’s 449.

According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all females have
seriously considered suicide or homicide.
That’s 98.

And 34% describe men as their biggest problem.
That’s 33.

According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry
weapons and this number is increasing.

That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female that
has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously
considered suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed.

Give her the finger? I don’t think so

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Tue 12/19/06 04:16 PM
I would love if someone fucked me right now. Because i'm so horny right
now.

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Tue 12/19/06 05:46 PM
can i help????????????????????????????

iceprincess's photo
Tue 12/19/06 06:05 PM
4fun read her profile.

BillRoot's photo
Tue 12/19/06 06:16 PM
not much beleaveable there,except looking for a woman.lol

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Tue 12/19/06 06:18 PM
I FEEL SOOOOOOOO, SORRYYYYYY, FOR HER, THAT SHEER WOMEN...

SHE HAS NOT HAD ANY SEX SINCE SHE WAS 10 YEARS OLD....LOL..LOL

IST THIS SITE,LOL WE GET ALL THE DAMAGED MINDS!! LMFAO....

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Tue 12/19/06 06:46 PM
Iam. I used to have a damaged mind. But the nice doctor gave me some
pills and I feel much better now. I don't hear the voices anymore. Not
as often or as loud anyway.





shhh. be quiet I'm talking to Iam.

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Tue 12/19/06 07:28 PM
LMAO you guys are too much.