Topic: Too much baggage... | |
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Would being absolutely boring be considered "baggage?" had some bump on a log manic depression talks in monotone dates too.
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Ok so I was thinking about this earlier. What kind of baggage can someone have in their life to make you not want to date them? Too many kids? Crazy ex? Meddling moms? Discuss!! |
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All dozen of my godchildren love to hang out with unca kyle. He silly. The local girlscout troop yup all my freinds kids, those girls are worse than boys. But I taught them how to cook in the kitchen. They can read recipes and change oil on their dads cars! The abused kids we take out on motorcycle group rides. Should see their faces light up after a few miles. The children are not the baggage. Its the idiot adults and noone wants to act like a parent. That crushes me.
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Its that conflict that fueding parents put in a childs life that bothers me. It does affect that child. That's the baggage men dislike and talk about. But you never heard it from me. I will deny it. Don't know what you're talking about.
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"kyle, you're starting to sound like you got too much baggage considering all your past dates." "Screw you jared, at least I have dates." "OH yeah kyle, whose your date? Rosie palm?" "Shut up jared before I shove my finger in one of your stretchmarks!" "Oh yeah kyle, how bout I pull your hair and make you my b!tch?" "oh yeah jared, how bout I shove a footlong subclub up your ass!" PUNCH! POW! KICK! STOMP! SMACK!
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Kyle you're just to damn funny!! |
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If I could find a virgin female mime, I would be happy
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To many suitcases and shoes Man I thought that she that dies with the most shoes wins |
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To many suitcases and shoes Man I thought that she that dies with the most shoes wins they dont know how to play the game shoes4rhon |
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If I could find a virgin female mime, I would be happy If she owned a liquor store then you would be IN LOVE |
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If I could find a virgin female mime, I would be happy If she owned a liquor store then you would be IN LOVE |
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im a baggage mis-handler..
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Kyle,
You are one of the funniest people I've run across yet. Love it! Thank you. Absolutely made my day. P.S. The reason you are so funny is because a whole lot of what you have written is so true. |
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Ok so I was thinking about this earlier. What kind of baggage can someone have in their life to make you not want to date them? Too many kids? Crazy ex? Meddling moms? Discuss!! a total lack of hygiene and manboobs..... |
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Kyle you're just to damn funny!! true be that Ruth |
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To many suitcases and shoes Man I thought that she that dies with the most shoes wins I better get to work then. |
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I think that longhairbiker said it all.
For me it's the adult "kids" with alcohol,drug,lying,stealing, deceiving,mental depression etc. Young children and even well behaved teenagers are O.K. But your dysfunctional adult "kids" that interfere with our life and relationship? No, Thank You! |
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Edited by
Shaden
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Thu 02/21/08 12:36 AM
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And the #1 baggage I despise and won't tolerate one bit is condescending blamers who refuse to take responsibility for their own actions. If I hear just once that its "Somebody elses fault" for any of YOUR actions or behavior on a date with me- dates over. Because trust me I don't have time to listen to you blame your parents/siblings/ teachers/ counsellors/ freinds/ ex boyfreinds/ ex husbands/ ex lesbian lovers/ your dog/ cat/ guinea pig/ pastor/ mailman/ the "cops"/ the "judge"/ your lawyer/ your electrical appliances FOR YOUR anger/ depression/ DWI's/ pregnancies/ alcohol & drug problems/ weight problems/ freind problems/ health problems/ mental health problems/ feminine hygiene problems/ car problems/ and every other freaking problem you can fathom and imagine and create in your mind!!!!!!! And do you know WHY I refuse to tolerate it? For two reasons. #1 BECAUSE IT MAKES IT EASIER FOR YOU PSYCHOS TO MAKE ME YOUR SCAPEGOAT AND BLAME EVERYTHING IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE UNIVERSE ON ME!!! AND I DON'T PLAY THAT!!! And #2 BECAUSE IT DICTATES HOW YOU ARE GOING TO SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WASTING IT BLAMING EVERYONE ELSE FOR YOUR MISGIVINGS AND YOUR ACTIONS!!! And I'm sorry I've got better things to do than listen to you whine, complain, and blame. I've got a life to live, to appreciate and love. I have my freedoms I fought so hard for to celebrate. And I've got only one life to live and I intend to live it to its fullest with no regrets. Wow that's a lot! Mental issues that remain because he'd refuse to take medication, hidden crimes or desires..ie child molestation, rape, or someone who lies. |
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WEll everyone has some sort of "baggage" if you would like to call it that......its called life and its scars......who doesnt have a few of those??? Is everyone so perfect that they can say they dont have one????
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holy crap who peed in longhairs cheerios???
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