A man was sick and tired of going to work everyday while his wife styed
at home.
He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed, "Dear Lord, I go
to work everyday and put in eight hours while my wife merely stays at
home.
I want her to know what I go through, so please create a trade in our
bodies.
God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.
The next morning, sure enough, he awoke as a woman.
He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out
their clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to
school, came home picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the dry
cleaners, and stopped at the bank to draw out some money to pay the
phone and power bills, then drove to each company to pay the bills, went
grocery shopping, came home and put the groceries away. He cleaned the
cat's litter box, and bathed the dog.
Then it was already 1pm, he hurried up to make the beds, do the laundry,
vacuum, dust, sweep and mop the kitchen floor. He ran out the door to
pick up the kids from school, an argued with them on the way home. He
set out cookies and milk, and got the kids organized to do their
homework, then set up the ironing board and watched a little t.v. while
he ironed.
At 4:30pm he began peeling potatoes and washed the greens for the salad,
breaded the chops, and snapped fresh beans for supper.
After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded the
laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9pm he was exhausted
and though his chores were not done he went to bed where he was expected
to make love, which he did get through with no complaints.
The next morning he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and
said,"Lord,I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my
wife's being able to stay home all day.
Please, O Lord please, let us trade back"
The Lord in his infinite wisdom replied, "my son, I feel you have
learned your lesson, and I will be happy to change things back to the
way they were.
You'll have to wait 9 months though.
You got pregnant last night!!!!!!!!!

NOT FUNNY !

I thought it was cute Spay, you don't like.LOL!

ouch lol

way too funny! if only it was true! Men having babies! That will be the
day!

lol,and dammit man!

I was lmao, too cute for words, spay its not as painful as you may think
lol, jk

th'male Seahorse carries th' eggs, after his mate gives them to him,for
him to fertalize,he carries them untill they hatch...
the young then swim out,ready to take on the world...
thus looking as if a male gave birth...
but that's as close as I'm going to that...

rather make a baby than birth a baby!!!
no mellons out of me please!!!
My Babies momma went thru HELL!
and our daughter was 8lbs and 9oz.
took 12 1/2 hours for labor...
think I passed out 3 times too...lol...M.

damn!

THAT WAS TOO FUNNY!!!!

umm..only 12 hrs?? that's it?


michael took 27 1/2 hrs
karlee took 6 hrs
raina took 2

5 hrs for my daughter and she weighed 8 lb 4 oz

27 1/2 ouch Lg