Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 28
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Thu 02/21/08 12:37 AM
hey jen!!! Lets clog dance to MC Hammer!!!!drinker laugh

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Thu 02/21/08 12:37 AM
fine ill give up my fears of clog dancing and ITS HAMMER TIME>>>laugh

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Thu 02/21/08 12:39 AM


It's Hammer Time






My, my, my, my music hits me so hard
Makes me say oh my Lord
Thank you for blessing me
With a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet
Feels good when you know you're down
A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known
as such
And this is a beat uh you can't touch

I told you homeboy,can't touch this
Yeah, that's how we livin' and ya know,
can't touch this
Look in my eyes man, can't touch this
Yo let me bust the funky lyrics, you can’t touch this

Fresh new kicks and pants
You got it like that now you know wanna dance
So move out of your seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat
While it's rollin' hold on
Pump a little bit and let them know it's going on
Like that, like that
Cold on a mission so fall on back
Let 'em know that you're too much
And this is a beat uh they can't touch

Yo I told you, can't touch this
Why you standing there man, can't touch this
Yo sound the bell school is in sucker
, can't touch this

Give me a song or rhythm
Making no sweat that's what I'm giving 'em
So now they know
You talk about the Hammer when you’re talking ‘bout a show
That's hyped and tight
Singers are sweatin' so pass them a wipe
Or a tape to learn
What it's gonna take in the 90's to burn
The charts legit
Either work hard or you might as well quit

[U Can't Touch This lyrics on http://www.metrolyrics.com]

That's word because you know
Can't touch this
Can't touch this
Break it down!
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Stop! Hammer time!

Go with the flow it is said
If you can't move to this then you probably are dead
So wave your hands in the air
Bust a few moves run your fingers through your hair
This is it for a winner
Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner
Now move slide your rump
Just for a minute let's all do the bump

Bump bump bump yeah, you can't touch this
Look man, can't touch this
You'll probably get hyped boy 'cause you know you can't,can't touch this
Ring the bell school's back in, break it down!
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Stop! Hammer time!

Can't touch this
Can't touch this
Can't touch this
Break it down!
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Stop! Hammer time!

Every time you see me, that Hammer's just so hype
I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic
Now why would I ever stop doing this
With others makin' records that just don’t hit
I toured around the world from London to The Bay
It's Hammer go Hammer MC Hammer Yo Hammer and the rest can go and play

Can't touch this
Can't touch this
Can't touch this
Yea, Can't touch this
I told you, can't touch this
Too hype can't touch this
Get me outta here, you can't touch this

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Thu 02/21/08 12:39 AM
no hammer either please.......how bout los lonely boys or something

yeahitsmeok's photo
Thu 02/21/08 12:39 AM
lol blackfox

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Thu 02/21/08 12:40 AM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! ITS HAMMER TIME!!!bigsmile drinker bigsmile

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Thu 02/21/08 12:41 AM
<-----cranks up MC for my gay neighbour......he may like it!!!:wink: laugh laugh

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Thu 02/21/08 12:41 AM

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! ITS HAMMER TIME!!!bigsmile drinker bigsmile


Ill be backgrumble

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Thu 02/21/08 12:41 AM
Dear diary.......did you know that MC hammer was from Oakland California???

<-----lived in Oakland......devil smokin

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Thu 02/21/08 12:42 AM
<----Honourary Sista!!!laugh glasses drinker

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Thu 02/21/08 12:42 AM
ya he was an oakland a's batboy back in the day

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Thu 02/21/08 12:42 AM
Thank you for blessing me
With a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet
Feels good when you know you're down
A superdope homeboy from the C-town laugh laugh laugh

longhairbiker's photo
Thu 02/21/08 12:43 AM
Super freak super freak sheez soooopper freaahhkkyy!!

scotty1964's photo
Thu 02/21/08 12:43 AM
oaklands rough babylaugh laugh im about an hour away.....the good hoursmokin

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Thu 02/21/08 12:44 AM

ya he was an oakland a's batboy back in the day
I loved going to the Oakland A's games!!!drinker bigsmile

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Thu 02/21/08 12:44 AM

Super freak super freak sheez soooopper freaahhkkyy!!
Your right Biker that song fit's her to a tee noway laugh laugh noway laugh laugh

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Thu 02/21/08 12:44 AM

Super freak super freak sheez soooopper freaahhkkyy!!
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I soooooooooooo have that song too~~~~~laugh laugh laugh

<-------continues to clog dance!!laugh laugh laugh

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Thu 02/21/08 12:45 AM


ya he was an oakland a's batboy back in the day
I loved going to the Oakland A's games!!!drinker bigsmile


me too....favorite teamdrinker

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Thu 02/21/08 12:45 AM

oaklands rough babylaugh laugh im about an hour away.....the good hoursmokin
Heyyyyyyyyy I didnt live in the rough areas but I sometimes wandered there.......everyone stared at me.......like wtf????? And I just walked like I knew what I was doing.....its all in the sway baby!!!:wink: devil laugh

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Thu 02/21/08 12:46 AM
I wanna dress up like bootsy collins. Where's my tie dye afro and codpiece?