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| Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 28 | |
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HHHISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSssssssssssssssssss
  
GROWL !!}}ARMS FLAILING , SPIT FLYIN OUT CORNERS OF MOOUTH AND HAIR ALLLLL POOFFIEED {{ rrRRRRRRRRRRRRAAaaaaAAAARRRRGHHH!! !!!!PMS POWER !!!!
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HHHISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSssssssssssssssssss
GROWL !!}}ARMS FLAILING , SPIT FLYIN OUT CORNERS OF MOOUTH AND HAIR ALLLLL POOFFIEED {{ rrRRRRRRRRRRRRAAaaaaAAAARRRRGHHH!! !!!!PMS POWER !!!!
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Dear diary.........men should stay away from the diary for a few days......
  
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is it a bird ???
is it a plane?? oh NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! its SUPER WOMAN !!! and her PMS POWER !!!
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<-----gets out the box of tampons and starts to make them into weapons of mass destruction!!!
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oh weird.........Van disappeared from my man counter!!!
Howwwwwwwwwww he do that???
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<<--- makes a suit of armor out of maxi pads.........
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Tosses a box of midol bomb and runs!!
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It's Hammer Time
My, my, my, my music hits me so hard Makes me say oh my Lord Thank you for blessing me With a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet Feels good when you know you're down A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown And I'm known as such And this is a beat uh you can't touch I told you homeboy,can't touch this Yeah, that's how we livin' and ya know, can't touch this Look in my eyes man, can't touch this Yo let me bust the funky lyrics, you can’t touch this Fresh new kicks and pants You got it like that now you know wanna dance So move out of your seat And get a fly girl and catch this beat While it's rollin' hold on Pump a little bit and let them know it's going on Like that, like that Cold on a mission so fall on back Let 'em know that you're too much And this is a beat uh they can't touch Yo I told you, can't touch this Why you standing there man, can't touch this Yo sound the bell school is in sucker , can't touch this Give me a song or rhythm Making no sweat that's what I'm giving 'em So now they know You talk about the Hammer when you’re talking ‘bout a show That's hyped and tight Singers are sweatin' so pass them a wipe Or a tape to learn What it's gonna take in the 90's to burn The charts legit Either work hard or you might as well quit [U Can't Touch This lyrics on http://www.metrolyrics.com] That's word because you know Can't touch this Can't touch this Break it down! (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) Stop! Hammer time! Go with the flow it is said If you can't move to this then you probably are dead So wave your hands in the air Bust a few moves run your fingers through your hair This is it for a winner Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner Now move slide your rump Just for a minute let's all do the bump Bump bump bump yeah, you can't touch this Look man, can't touch this You'll probably get hyped boy 'cause you know you can't,can't touch this Ring the bell school's back in, break it down! (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) Stop! Hammer time! Can't touch this Can't touch this Can't touch this Break it down! (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) Stop! Hammer time! Every time you see me, that Hammer's just so hype I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic Now why would I ever stop doing this With others makin' records that just don’t hit I toured around the world from London to The Bay It's Hammer go Hammer MC Hammer Yo Hammer and the rest can go and play Can't touch this Can't touch this Can't touch this Yea, Can't touch this I told you, can't touch this Too hype can't touch this Get me outta here, you can't touch this <--------
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<--starts to make ibuprophen/T3 cocktails
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AAA!!!
<<-- allergic to CODIENE!!! whoa mang keep those away from me !!
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<----makes some hashprin for purple and gets out the tequila~!!!
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Did someone say tequila, hash, and codiene???
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Dear diary.......I think Im going to buy a coffee maker........to make tea in.........Im going through waaaaaaaaaaay too many tea bags everyday.........
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Did someone say tequila, hash, and codiene???
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why dont you make a pot of tea and reheat ?? I make one cup of tea in the nuker an use a new bag every time , you might need a pot?? or do you already go through a couple pots of tea?? no ..you need a tea pot silly !!
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omggggggggggggggggggg there is a really pretty black and white kitty on my patio!!!!
 And smokey Just Said Hi!!!
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why dont you make a pot of tea and reheat ?? I make one cup of tea in the nuker an use a new bag every time , you might need a pot?? or do you already go through a couple pots of tea?? no ..you need a tea pot silly !!
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