A visiting professor at the University of Alabama is giving a seminar on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: 'How many people here believe in ghosts?' About 90 students raise their hands.

'Well that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've ever seen a ghost?' About 40 students raise their hands.

'That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?' 15 students raise their hands.

'That's a great response. Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?' 3 students raise their hands.

'That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?'



One student in the back raises his hand. The professor is astonished. He takes off glasses, takes a step back, and says, 'Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience.'

The Hillbilly student (remember, this is Alabama) replies with a nod and begins to make his way up to the podium.

The professor says, 'Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with a Ghost.'

The student replies, 'Ghost?!? I thought you said 'goats!''

Thats Fantastic.........

I LOVE IT!!

There will never be another Ewe

thats was bbbahhhhhhdddddddd, but good. lol

LMAO that was funny..........

good one,

Goats are the miracle animal. They're food, milk, and sexual gratification all in one neat package!

Aman brother

thanx for not mentioning my name.

No problem my friend..........