a young man '.goes into a drug store to purchase condoms. the pharmacist says they come in 3, 9 and 12 packs.and asks which the young man prefers "well" he says ive been dateing this girl for a couple months now. tonight im going to have dinner with her parents .and i have a really good feeling that tonights the night. so i'll take the 12 pack .so he makes his purchase and leaves.later that evening he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents.he asks to give the blessing and they agree.he begins to pray,but continues to pray for several minutes.the girl leans over and whispers"i didnt know you were so religeous".he leans over and says "you never told me your father was a pharmacist".

I hate to use em--im a glutton for punishment for when her 'that time' of the month rolls around and it so conviently is late