Topic: CHEAP SKATE
songstress1's photo
Sun 02/17/08 06:15 PM
The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place
>> her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of
>> underwear.
>>
>> "Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any undies?" her husband
>> demanded.
>>
>> "Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any."
>>
>> The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and says, "For the
>> sake
>> of decency, here's £20. Go and buy yourself some underwear."
>>
>> Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her
>> skirt
>> also blows up to show that she too is wearing no undies.
>>
>> "Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no undies. Why not?"
>>
>> She replies, "I can't afford any on the money you give me."
>>
>> He reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's £10
>> Go
>> and buy yourself some underwear!"
>>
>> Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt
>> over
>> her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it.
>>
>> "Sweet mudder of Jesus, Aggie! Where are yer drawers?"
>>
>> She too explains, "Ya dinna gi' me enough money ta be able ta affarrd
>> any."
>>
>> The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, "Well, fer the love 'o
>> Jesus,
>> here's a comb. Tidy yerself up a bit."

PATSFAN's photo
Sun 02/17/08 06:15 PM
:smile:

Puffins1958's photo
Sun 02/17/08 06:17 PM
Dena...

That was cute...

laugh noway laugh :tongue:

no photo
Sun 02/17/08 06:19 PM
Euro trash girls ... drinker

ladyblack67's photo
Sun 02/17/08 06:21 PM

Euro trash girls ... drinker
HEY!!!

MirrorMirror's photo
Sun 02/17/08 06:28 PM

Euro trash girls ... drinker
laugh

songstress1's photo
Sun 02/17/08 06:31 PM
Glad y'all liked it ...sorry lady I know lots of us here in the states go fancy free lol.bigsmile