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The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place
>> her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of >> underwear. >> >> "Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any undies?" her husband >> demanded. >> >> "Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any." >> >> The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and says, "For the >> sake >> of decency, here's £20. Go and buy yourself some underwear." >> >> Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her >> skirt >> also blows up to show that she too is wearing no undies. >> >> "Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no undies. Why not?" >> >> She replies, "I can't afford any on the money you give me." >> >> He reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's £10 >> Go >> and buy yourself some underwear!" >> >> Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt >> over >> her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it. >> >> "Sweet mudder of Jesus, Aggie! Where are yer drawers?" >> >> She too explains, "Ya dinna gi' me enough money ta be able ta affarrd >> any." >> >> The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, "Well, fer the love 'o >> Jesus, >> here's a comb. Tidy yerself up a bit." |
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Dena...
That was cute... |
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Euro trash girls ...
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Euro trash girls ... |
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Euro trash girls ... |
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Glad y'all liked it ...sorry lady I know lots of us here in the states go fancy free lol.
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