Some ladies might find the humor in this, others, well lets see.


Steak, BJ & STFU Day

Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic.

Secretly...guys feel left out. That's right...left out. There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it.

This is why a new holiday has been created.

March 20th is now officially 'Steak, Bl** job & Shut the #### Up Day.'

Simple, effective and self-explanatory... this holiday has been created so your ladies can have a day to show your man just how much you love him.

No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town the name of the Holiday explains it all... just a steak, a BJ & shut your mouth for the rest of the day! That's it!

This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak, Blow job & Shut the #### Up Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a perpetual love machine.

The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs a Little push to start the ball rolling.

So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world.

This is a very interesting and amusing idea. See, the problem with that is, that some men feel that in exchange for their gifts on Feb 14, that they should recieve those things on that day too.
I wish you luck with the new holiday though, lmao!!!!

Can we add seafood to this menu?

Its not an exchange for the gifts.

"Simple, effective and self-explanatory... this holiday has been created so your ladies can have a day to show your man just how much you love him".

So basically, if the man doesn't do any thing for the lady on Valentine's Day, we don't have to do any of the things you are suggesting on March 20?

If the man doesnt do anything on that day, then he either needs a real job to be able to afford to bye his lady something.
Or he's just some cheap azz that needs a wake up call.

So, burn that steak, tell him he can dream of the bl** job, and yell at him as much as you can.

I like that. I should have had that info when I was married, lol. In his case it was cause he was a lazy cheap azz bum who preferred to spend his money drinking than remembering holidays and his family. And he wondered why we got divorced

the original day for steak & a BJ day is march 14th
http://steakandbjday.com/

Dude ya got the wrong date ..... IT IS MARCH 14TH

Oh for you ladies FYI it's also MY BIRTHDAY

HAPPY B-DAY TO ME , yep i'ma lucky guy