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Topic: REDNECK SEX
MAKE_ME_GIGGLE Joined Thu 02/07/08 Posts: 5376	Sat 02/16/08 04:32 PM
The Italian says, "When I've a finished a makina da love withah my wife, I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees, She floats 6 inches above a da bed in ecstasy." The Frenchman replies, "Zat is noting, when Ah've finished making ze love with ze wife, Ah kiss all ze way down her body and zen Ah lick za soles of her feet wiz mah tongue and she floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstasy." The redneck says, "That ain't nothing buddy. When I've finished pokin the ole lady, I git out of bed, walk over to the winder and wipe my wiener on the curtains. She hits the freakin ceiling

cplichristmd Joined Sat 11/03/07 Posts: 1557	Sat 02/16/08 04:32 PM
lol

fastlinnie Joined Wed 09/26/07 Posts: 1993	Sat 02/16/08 04:33 PM


snowangel2 Joined Fri 01/11/08 Posts: 3798	Sat 02/16/08 04:33 PM
LMFAO

SWEET_GA_PEACH Joined Sat 02/16/08 Posts: 6	Sat 02/16/08 04:35 PM
LOL......that was a good one!

DTHRomeo Joined Wed 06/20/07 Posts: 43387	Sat 02/16/08 04:36 PM


brian325 Joined Fri 10/05/07 Posts: 4132	Sat 02/16/08 04:42 PM
The redneck says, "That ain't nothing buddy. When I've finished pokin the ole lady, I git out of bed, walk over to the winder and wipe my wiener on the curtains. She hits the freakin ceiling demmit woman, quit giving away my secrets

hellkitten54 Joined Sun 01/06/08 Posts: 11707	Sun 02/17/08 07:28 AM


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