If I type slow, I can make sense of what I am trying to say. I am WASTED! I shouldn't be on the internet, but I am.


WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Better then behind the wheel!

At least your safe

Type slow, and buckle up

lol there ya go

You ever had that creeper sht that doesn't hit you until 4 shots in??? WEEEEEEEEE!! Goldslager is great!

there is no last tatt i spat

as i sat

in the back of this bar where i picked up a scar

maybe it was a word she said to me
"open your eyes" how can you see?
or maybe a few

as stumbling drunks often do
need to pee! at the top of my lungs, i did nt know i screamed.
blurred and three of every thing it seemed.

i ve been here once i echoed quitely
mumbles as far as every one else could hear
i return, i order another beer

drown it out
i thought it was a shout

just another mumble alls could be made out

i got this **** in nam
never been
did nt sound like fun

"wake up"

time to leave
i ve called a cab
you burnt lush
heres one for the road
dont make me blush
hardly standing with a head rush

caaaaaaaaaab
wheat ther ****ers a cab?

in i went as i puked and spent

home im not where the hell

out i spill

fumble for keys as i whisper out loud

striupid calb

"need my money
dont call again honey"

upstairs i waiver
keys in the lock several later
open and see

it is hommmm

fall and flander
puke and wander

awaken with an encrusted shirt sleeve

"what the hell? did it again, oh god please"

ive got half a bottle of that down stairs..cinnamon and warms the chest rite? LOL its lethal but tasty

Live.
This means drink, have all the sex you can, drink, read all the books you can, laugh (especially at other people) drink and enjoy every drop.

Go to it.

you should mix it with jagermeister...

goldschlager..

Don't stop till you finish the job.....

Don't get a TWI...














Typing while intoxicated....

i got the camera!!

iwanted a drink to night didnt get it though

Well, you guys are great. I have to pass out now.

Dammit Jim 1 more!!!

I can't the bottle is done.

My buddy is passed the hell out.

Give me five minutes and I would be passed out too........

DId I mention that later on I will take a gilded ****?

Hey... I am only drinking because I quit smoking.....

Yay Booooooooooooooooze....

Lets play Big_Jim says!

(In the form of SImon says)

BigJim says....DO KEG STANDS!

Post some funny pics of your passed out friend.