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     ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh we are out of toilet paper in the ladies room can someone watch the door while i use the mens room?  | 
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      Heineken Light Please.....make it !!!! 
      
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      Smokin in the boys room!!!!!!  
      
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      I'll take a crown and 7. 
      
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      For you candy, the teepee will keep rolling off just to hear you say you need it. Urges i know if you are singing there will be no more groove for me to groove, after all you could go all night long. I still need a bouncer, i bounce around enough.
     
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      guess i wasnt qualified enough 
     
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      more shots hell just give me the bottle and some strawberries and whipped cream
     
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      Get enough tequila in my and I will be the bouncer! LOL! That's why I stick to beer-I am a much happier drunk that way!  
      
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     For you candy, the teepee will keep rolling off just to hear you say you need it. Urges i know if you are singing there will be no more groove for me to groove, after all you could go all night long. I still need a bouncer, i bounce around enough.  | 
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      hey barman can i help??
 
    
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      Let's play quarters!! Who wants to play?? 
    
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     Let's play quarters!! Who wants to play??   
  
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      CAN WE GET AN ASHTRAY PLEASE
     
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      oh romeo, oh romeo, where art thou......
 
  can i have a drink please x  | 
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      I roll the quarters off my nose-hit 95% of the time! Woo hoo! Crap-someone just spilled there drink on me-ALCOHOL ABUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!  
    
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      LETS ALL DO A SHOT WHO IS UP FOR IT?
     
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     more shots hell just give me the bottle and some strawberries and whipped cream  | 
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      SPLACK SAID HE IS BUYING 
     
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     I want a sex on the beach please. And after that, a cosmopolitan, light on the vodka...I tend to get happy.     
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     I want a sex on the beach please. And after that, a cosmopolitan, light on the vodka...I tend to get happy.     
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