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Edited by
Jeanniebean
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Mon 02/18/08 07:37 PM
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Clops said:
But if we do have "sin" how can we pay for it?
Cash would be nice. Just send it to my Church and you will be absolved of all your sin. Enclose one dollar per each sin you have ever committed. That includes filthy thoughts of sex. 
Jeannie Rev High Priestess Universal Life Church of Brutal Truth and Honesty p.s. If you can't remember how many sins you have committed, just send ten thousand dollars. That will buy your way out of Hell and into a hot tub. |
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That includes filthy thoughts of sex. How about clean thoughts of sex? Can I send those in and get some cash back? 
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That includes filthy thoughts of sex. How about clean thoughts of sex? Can I send those in and get some cash back?
As long as you used Ivory soap to clean those thoughts. |
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Clops wrote:
If we don't need Jesus's death to pay for our sin, then we don't need God. That would imply that the God of the entire Old Testament had absolutely no value at all and wasn’t needed. 
DD wrote:
Start your own religion. I'm willing to be the incredibly charismatic high priestess... and I would also be happy to design the costumes- um vestments... I’m not really into ‘organized religions’, but I do like the idea being involved with charismatic high priestesses. 
Oh don't worry... we don't have to be too organized!!
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