what are some of your embarrassing moments at work? I was reading another thread by "blonde moments" and it made me remeber one to many of "shining" moments lol

let's hear it

hehe I already posted them in the other thread... I wanted to see what happened to other people

I'll go search it out - I hope it's really embarrassing

lol I keep the really bad ones to myself

I don't have much of a sense of embarrassment anymore (mostly because I do embarrassing things all the time).. I did actually get my dress tucked in my underwear once, but I realized it immediately upon exiting the bathroom, so I don't *think* anybody saw? Eh, I fixed it, and anybody who did got a free peek at Kelley's fun undies! (I don't buy boring underwear, they always have a fun pattern on them, just FYI)

seems your life is just a sum of embarrassing moments - I like the 500 nights/years one

haha don't doubt... I have some very good moments as well

One time I had a friend that was in the hospital, and as my ex and I were about to leave I told them to wait just a minute I had to go to the bathroom. So as I go into the bathroom, I thought how disgusting a condom machine in the bathroom at a hospital. Then I thought to myself where are all the urinals. So I saw a stall in the back and I went and peed. As I was finishing my daughter came in and I said Tara what are you doing in the mens bathroom.
She started laughing and said Dad this isn't the mens, this is the womens.
So I looked and that wasn't a condom machine on the wall.

LOL

One time I was working for an exterminating company and I had this one home that we had done quarterly's on for years. I was spraying the outside of this really nice home, when all of a sudden my stomach just started cramping...I tried to hold it in as long as I could, then I knew I couldn't hold it in any longer.
So I went around to the front of the house and knocked on the door and this lady dressed as a maid answered the door.
So I asked, may I please use your restroom. So she looked at the owner which also happened to be a female and she said go ahead and let him in. So the maid led me to a bathroom just a little ways down the hall. So I ran over to the toilet and let er rip. It was disgusting, and went on for quite a while...and stank just as bad. So as I was leaving the bathroom the maid was standing half way up the stairs and laughing. The owner had this scowl on her face and didn't look to happy.

The following day they cancelled their services.

Also one time I was sacking groceries for this checker and in the next checkout in front of me was this big and very boisterous loudy. She was so loud and obnoxious and just carrying on and just wouldn't shut up and was just driving me nuts.

So when the checker had wrung up all her groceries the lady said loudly now I gotta go home and work my butt off.

And I swear I never meant to say it out loud but it just popped out... I said..." Boy thats going to be an all day job"

Everybody just started roaring including the checker I was sacking for, and the woman just dropped her mouth open..I got embarrased and went to the back room

Speaking of things you didn't think you actually said out loud... These didn't embarrass me, but I didn't realize the words were actually coming out of my mouth until I got the reaction..

I was having lunch with my best friend (who also works for the state, but at a different office) and several people from his office. I knew some of these other people, but some I'd never met before. Well, one woman was just...crazy. I couldn't give you specifics because it's been long enough ago, but I was completely annoyed by her. So when she started talking about the new exercise regime she was starting, she mentioned that she'd purchased one of those DVDs for the stripper workout or whatever it is. And I couldn't help it, I got a visual, and thought "oh GOD"... and then I realized everyone was staring at me. I'd said it out loud.

Recently, I was in the bathroom at work. A woman in the stall next to me sounded like she was trying to gather up enough phlegm to spit off the side of a building or something. It was gross. And this hocking of the loogie continued through the whole time I washed my hands and dried them. And finally I just couldn't take it anymore and when I opened the door, I said, "That's f***ing disgusting!" ... then I realized I'd said it, and ran away, because she was in the stall and couldn't identify me once I'd left the scene of the crime.

Lol...Lmao ...

These things don't embarrass me though.. I mean, if they weren't true, I wouldn't have said them, right?

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