Gee where did I come up with longhairbiker? Well a LONG time ago in prehistoric times the caveman really had no way to keep themselves well trimmed and manicured. And so he had a problem with major growths of HAIR. And way back then that caveman had a heck of a time staying alive with pterydactyls and t rex's chasing him around. He was so busy trying to survive that he barely had time to invent the wheel much less the motorcycle. But in his spare time he dreamed of creating a motorcycle and being a hardcore BIKER. And when he looked at his reflection in a pond he said "ugh, goog acka bleah vroom vroom!" which translated means "whoa, I already look like a longhairbiker!"