When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this. On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand.When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair.Open the package and remove the thermometer.Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.Now the fun part begins.Take out the literature and read it carefully.You will notice that in small print there is this statement,"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested". Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do not work in the Thermometer quality control at Johnson & Johnson." HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS.

i used to shovel pig sh!t 16 hours a day, reguardless of weather. helped through college though.
so that's why they taste funny,..thought i recognized that flavor.

thats amazing for sure!

haha someone told me that yesterday when i was complaing about my job on here hahaha. but i got fired from it today anyways so its all good!

i love my job

try going door to door selling things...then try sayin that

nah,rather just sit in a booth,read the script,go home and wait for my check

psh! how do you get into that anyways? i mean i keep getting these crappy jobs and then getting fired from them usually for getting into a fist fight with the customers. only this time they let their dogs go on me and i have dog bites to tend to...but how do you get into that?