So the two ladies told their spouses we are going out for the evening. The ladies popped in on their favorite watering hole. One thing lead to the next and Alice said to Sue: "we best get going-they'll be furious!" so home spedAlice and Sue when Alice hit the brakes and said:"damn I gotta piss like a race horse!" "Me too!" declared Sue-pull up at that cemetary! Alice and Sue bounded for a tree almost breaking their stilleto heels! Ahh! declared Sue Alice opened her eyes in disbelief-"****! I don't have any toilet paper!" Alice told Sue: "Why not use your panties!" Sue demurred saying:" No they are just too nice-it would break my heart!Alice said " I got it! let's use these labels on the funeral wreaths!" So the ladies wiped themselves clean, and once everything was squared away continued on their way home. "Good night Sue!" and Alice pulled into the driveway. Alice slid into the bedroom and got naked, as she attempted to join her husband under the sheets,Bill growled:"Alice this has gone far enough!" "What?" remarked Alice Bill replied that tag between your legs- the tag read: "With our undying love we will all miss you!" from the boys of firehouse number 3!