You find out interesting things when you have sons, like ...



1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house
4 inches deep.



2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with
roller blades, they can ignite.



3. A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded
restaurant.



4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong
enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman
cape. It is strong enough, however, if t ied to a paint can, to spread
paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.



5. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When
using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times
before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.



6. The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit
by a ceiling fan.



7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already
too late.



8. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.



9. A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a
36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.



10. Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4- year
old Boy.



11. Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.



12. Super glue is forever.



13. No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't
walk on water.



14. Pool filters do not like Jell-O.



15. VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV commercials
show they do.



16. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.



17. Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.



18. You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.



19. Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not
like ovens.



20. The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time. .



21. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms
dizzy.



22. It will, however, make cats dizzy.


23. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.



24. 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with
or without kids.



25. 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

OHHHHHHHHHH MY GAWD HOW TRUE I DO KNOW FOR A FACT THE
CEILING FAN CAN NOT HOLD THERE WEIGHT BEEN THERE DONE THAT!!

DANG I GOT A LOT TO LOOK FORWARD 2

DANG I GOT A LOT TO LOOK FORWARD 2

hey Bill, you got any breakefluid..........

lmao poison

you won't have to worry bout the toilet overflowing if you get some
aluminum rolled into balls and mix them with the works and shake it up
because you won't have a toilet lol

there is also one about styrofoam and gasoline but i haven't tried that
one yet

CONDOMS. GET YOUR CONDOMS.

Thank gawd I have 4 girls... and only ONE very quiet son *S*

ROFLMAO Thank you. Will have to try the clorox and brake fluid. YES, I
am a man and I have boys. This was hilarious!

what have i done? the world may never be the same lmao

I don't have any kids, but I have a little brother that has done alot of
that LOL plus

roflfmao

lmao it wouldnt be any funnier if it werent true.lol

lol...makes me glad I don't have a pool!!!

i agree with michael. glad we dont have a pool.
now i have to put up the brake fluid so the girls of mine and the boys
dont mess with it.

I have 5 brothers (well 4 left) and I could tell you all that the roof
is not for jumping off into snowbanks.... specially if your not sure
where you left your bike the night before... *S*

lmao ouch @ Tneal!

He got a sprang wrist... StepDad said it was good thing it was only his
arm that wacked the bike... *S*