Topic: Kiss Me AGAIN?
soxfan94's photo
Mon 02/11/08 12:22 PM




Talk to me people .. especially men. What prompts a man to say this kinda stuff straight out from nowhereland?

HGH



say WHAAAAAAAAAAAT chuck? speak English babe


HGH - Human Growth Hormone (steroids)

Fade2Black's photo
Mon 02/11/08 12:24 PM
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that's great!

mommyof1's photo
Mon 02/11/08 12:25 PM
looks like a copy and paste job to me Fade! :wink:





Thank the good Lord I didn't get that... I may have handled it a tad differntly :smile:

feralcatlady's photo
Mon 02/11/08 12:26 PM

sheeesh judy,ya ddint have to share my email to ya with everyonefrown


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I knew it sounded like you trace.

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no photo
Mon 02/11/08 12:26 PM

looks like a copy and paste job to me Fade! :wink:





Thank the good Lord I didn't get that... I may have handled it a tad differntly :smile:


Oh ^5 Mommyx1...

*nodding*

Fade2Black's photo
Mon 02/11/08 12:28 PM


looks like a copy and paste job to me Fade! :wink:





Thank the good Lord I didn't get that... I may have handled it a tad differntly :smile:


Oh ^5 Mommyx1...

*nodding*



ya .. well maybe I should have. I'm just toooo nice sometimes :tongue:

Myisland50's photo
Mon 02/11/08 12:34 PM
Ummmmm,,(((((fade)))) you ok sista?huh blushing

when did you begin to think people read profiles?!?!?!??!huh noway :wink: happy laugh laugh

Maybe you fit his breathing and has a pulse criterior?

Peaceflowerforyou

Fade2Black's photo
Mon 02/11/08 12:40 PM

Ummmmm,,(((((fade)))) you ok sista?huh blushing

when did you begin to think people read profiles?!?!?!??!huh noway :wink: happy laugh laugh

Maybe you fit his breathing and has a pulse criterior?

Peaceflowerforyou



Thanks for asking girlfriend.

One guy on here seems to think I might have really hurt someone posting this .. but truly it wigged ME out. So who considers MY feelings.

I get a lot of emails (of course NO where NEAR what Ms. Madame Matchmaker gets so no comparing here ohwell ) but it's TOO much. Even if I were available and looking, and I'm not, come on.... that's just way over the top and made me feel uncomfortable.

And I mainly shared it because many of us came from another site and when we got 'over the top' stuff we shared it so others could be on lookout or share they got the same.

What does that do to 'sender' ....... ummmm usually sends him away .. down the river, without a paddle. Period.

So ya .. not trying to be insensitive here - just leary.


no photo
Mon 02/11/08 12:40 PM

EDIT: Just to clarify: I am NOT sharing this to be rude or unappreciative IF it was meant in sincerity, but I highly doubt that. ohwell

Okay .. I'm already talking to someone on JSH so I have 'friends only' on what I'm looking for. Nothing else. Right? And in fact a little note about my Prince Charming in my headline ...


So WHY in the WORLD would a guy I've never ever talked to email me this morning "Be My Valentine" with THIS as the body of his email? noway noway noway noway

And how many other chicas on here got the same? Geesh ..

Woulda been great if I'd gotten it from the guy I really AM interested in (just in case he's listening .. MY interest that is....love )


I gaze at your lips, so invitingly moist and wickedly alluring. They shimmer against the moonlight as I hold you close. I haven't yet kissed them but they are magnificent, and just the very thought of touching them curls my toes in anticipation. I point to a star and tell you how its brilliance reminds me
of the glowing shimmer on your full lush lips. I hope my comments will lure you into planting a wet, forceful kiss overtop my anxious, gorgeous mouth. As you decide whether or not you'll let me, you allow yourself to get lost in my dazzling green eyes.
"Hold me closer," you ask, a gentle breeze tickling your shoulders in the cool night air. I slip my arm around your curvy waist, my heart pounding fiercely at how much Ive fallen for you. You know Im hooked, and you tease me by brushing your fabulous lips off my ear. You find me incredibly handsome and you now decide the time is right. You place a warm hand on my cute face, your thumb and forfinger gently squeezing the sides of my cheek as you pull me towards you. I close my eyes and our lips gently crush together.
Your mouth is heavenly and you feel my tremble, like putty in your hands. But I am also a far more skilful kisser than you could ever have imagined and you too quiver, a generous rush of unimaginably sweet pleasure rushing along you spine.
"Be my valentine," I moan, as our mouths finally break free.
"Kiss me again," you whisper, the soft moonlight shimmering off your soft, silky hair.
I stare once more at your fabulous lips, knowing that they are the kind that have always filled my fantasies, and I press my mouth to yours, my toes curling fiercely and my pulse racing as your tongue finds its way inside and I know Ive fallen for you........




Talk to me people .. especially men. What prompts a man to say this kinda stuff straight out from nowhereland? huh noway ohwell


JMO he's looking to get laid. He's sweet talking you. If he really wanted to get to know you he'd flirt and talk like a normal person. Either that or he's swallowed one too many romance novels... huh huh laugh laugh

Fade2Black's photo
Mon 02/11/08 12:42 PM
hmmm maybe he WRITES the romance novels? :tongue:

no photo
Mon 02/11/08 12:44 PM
If he does then he might want to study up on the plagiarism laws. I'm guessing those were not his words......laugh noway

lilith401's photo
Mon 02/11/08 12:44 PM

hmmm maybe he WRITES the romance novels? :tongue:


No, it wasn't THAT good. Nowhere did I see the phrases "loverod", "pulsating manhood", "member", "sheath", "deflower", or "ravage"!!!!!


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mommyof1's photo
Mon 02/11/08 12:45 PM


Ummmmm,,(((((fade)))) you ok sista?huh blushing

when did you begin to think people read profiles?!?!?!??!huh noway :wink: happy laugh laugh

Maybe you fit his breathing and has a pulse criterior?

Peaceflowerforyou



Thanks for asking girlfriend.

One guy on here seems to think I might have really hurt someone posting this .. but truly it wigged ME out. So who considers MY feelings.

I get a lot of emails (of course NO where NEAR what Ms. Madame Matchmaker gets so no comparing here ohwell ) but it's TOO much. Even if I were available and looking, and I'm not, come on.... that's just way over the top and made me feel uncomfortable.

And I mainly shared it because many of us came from another site and when we got 'over the top' stuff we shared it so others could be on lookout or share they got the same.

What does that do to 'sender' ....... ummmm usually sends him away .. down the river, without a paddle. Period.

So ya .. not trying to be insensitive here - just leary.






I don't blame you one bit for posting this Sweetie!! and kudo's to for doin it!! and your right, it does just that, makes them go POOF....im sure there have been others that recieved the same email ... im just glad i wasnt one of them


cuz i like that report bs button to much :wink:

Fade2Black's photo
Mon 02/11/08 12:45 PM


hmmm maybe he WRITES the romance novels? :tongue:


No, it wasn't THAT good. Nowhere did I see the phrases "loverod", "pulsating manhood", "member", "sheath", "deflower", or "ravage"!!!!!


blushing



OMG .. just spit my Corona Light all over the keyboard

laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

Fade2Black's photo
Mon 02/11/08 12:46 PM



Ummmmm,,(((((fade)))) you ok sista?huh blushing

when did you begin to think people read profiles?!?!?!??!huh noway :wink: happy laugh laugh

Maybe you fit his breathing and has a pulse criterior?

Peaceflowerforyou



Thanks for asking girlfriend.

One guy on here seems to think I might have really hurt someone posting this .. but truly it wigged ME out. So who considers MY feelings.

I get a lot of emails (of course NO where NEAR what Ms. Madame Matchmaker gets so no comparing here ohwell ) but it's TOO much. Even if I were available and looking, and I'm not, come on.... that's just way over the top and made me feel uncomfortable.

And I mainly shared it because many of us came from another site and when we got 'over the top' stuff we shared it so others could be on lookout or share they got the same.

What does that do to 'sender' ....... ummmm usually sends him away .. down the river, without a paddle. Period.

So ya .. not trying to be insensitive here - just leary.






I don't blame you one bit for posting this Sweetie!! and kudo's to for doin it!! and your right, it does just that, makes them go POOF....im sure there have been others that recieved the same email ... im just glad i wasnt one of them


cuz i like that report bs button to much :wink:




Thanks Ruth. I really did not have evil or heartless intentions :cry:

lilith401's photo
Mon 02/11/08 12:47 PM

OMG .. just spit my Corona Light all over the keyboard
laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh


I forgot "heaving bosoms" and "silken, moist canal". Sorry about those omissions. laugh

Myisland50's photo
Mon 02/11/08 12:49 PM


hmmm maybe he WRITES the romance novels? :tongue:


No, it wasn't THAT good. Nowhere did I see the phrases "loverod", "pulsating manhood", "member", "sheath", "deflower", or "ravage"!!!!!


blushing


Not to mention the pic to add to that Online Comic book I'm starting,,"Men of the Internet":wink:

On a serious note Fade, I struggle with this myself. Can only come up with one conclusion

DELETEbigsmile

Lily0923's photo
Mon 02/11/08 12:50 PM


Okay .. I'm already talking to someone on JSH so I have 'friends only' on what I'm looking for. Nothing else. Right? And in fact a little note about my Prince Charming in my headline ...


So WHY in the WORLD would a guy I've never ever talked to email me this morning "Be My Valentine" with THIS as the body of his email? noway noway noway noway

And how many other chicas on here got the same? Geesh ..

Woulda been great if I'd gotten it from the guy I really AM interested in (just in case he's listening .. MY interest that is....love )


I gaze at your lips, so invitingly moist and wickedly alluring. They shimmer against the moonlight as I hold you close. I haven't yet kissed them but they are magnificent, and just the very thought of touching them curls my toes in anticipation. I point to a star and tell you how its brilliance reminds me
of the glowing shimmer on your full lush lips. I hope my comments will lure you into planting a wet, forceful kiss overtop my anxious, gorgeous mouth. As you decide whether or not you'll let me, you allow yourself to get lost in my dazzling green eyes.
"Hold me closer," you ask, a gentle breeze tickling your shoulders in the cool night air. I slip my arm around your curvy waist, my heart pounding fiercely at how much Ive fallen for you. You know Im hooked, and you tease me by brushing your fabulous lips off my ear. You find me incredibly handsome and you now decide the time is right. You place a warm hand on my cute face, your thumb and forfinger gently squeezing the sides of my cheek as you pull me towards you. I close my eyes and our lips gently crush together.
Your mouth is heavenly and you feel my tremble, like putty in your hands. But I am also a far more skilful kisser than you could ever have imagined and you too quiver, a generous rush of unimaginably sweet pleasure rushing along you spine.
"Be my valentine," I moan, as our mouths finally break free.
"Kiss me again," you whisper, the soft moonlight shimmering off your soft, silky hair.
I stare once more at your fabulous lips, knowing that they are the kind that have always filled my fantasies, and I press my mouth to yours, my toes curling fiercely and my pulse racing as your tongue finds its way inside and I know Ive fallen for you........




Talk to me people .. especially men. What prompts a man to say this kinda stuff straight out from nowhereland? huh noway ohwell


Thats how men are, because women always say thins they don't mean and we know it. laugh


Wow...ya, and we women NEVER hear lies from a man's mouth... give me a break huh?

feralcatlady's photo
Mon 02/11/08 12:53 PM
I agree with Ruthie.....If your going to write such utter crap without even knowing the person....then live with the consequences....of being an idiot and posting such crap.

How can you write or steal something like that....and post it to someone you never talked to. Now if he would of e-mailed her first and said, "I have been watching you a long time in the threads, and I am fallen for you." But not a word and then that......phewwwwwwwwww scary stalker if you ask me.

mommyof1's photo
Mon 02/11/08 01:04 PM




Ummmmm,,(((((fade)))) you ok sista?huh blushing

when did you begin to think people read profiles?!?!?!??!huh noway :wink: happy laugh laugh

Maybe you fit his breathing and has a pulse criterior?

Peaceflowerforyou



Thanks for asking girlfriend.

One guy on here seems to think I might have really hurt someone posting this .. but truly it wigged ME out. So who considers MY feelings.

I get a lot of emails (of course NO where NEAR what Ms. Madame Matchmaker gets so no comparing here ohwell ) but it's TOO much. Even if I were available and looking, and I'm not, come on.... that's just way over the top and made me feel uncomfortable.

And I mainly shared it because many of us came from another site and when we got 'over the top' stuff we shared it so others could be on lookout or share they got the same.

What does that do to 'sender' ....... ummmm usually sends him away .. down the river, without a paddle. Period.

So ya .. not trying to be insensitive here - just leary.






I don't blame you one bit for posting this Sweetie!! and kudo's to for doin it!! and your right, it does just that, makes them go POOF....im sure there have been others that recieved the same email ... im just glad i wasnt one of them


cuz i like that report bs button to much :wink:




Thanks Ruth. I really did not have evil or heartless intentions :cry:




I know ya don't Judy, and you're welcome flowerforyou