I TOOK MY DAD TO THE MALL THE OTHER DAY TO BUY SOME NEW SHOES.WE DECIDED TO GRAB A BITE AT THE FOOD COURT.I NOTICED HE WAS WATCHING A TEENAGER SITTING NEXT TO HIM.THE TEENAGER HAD SPIKED HAIR IN ALL DIFFERENT COLORS:GREEN,RED,ORANGE,AND BLUE.MY DAD KEPT STARING AT HIM.THE TEENAGER WOULD LOOK AND FIND HIM STARING EVERYTIME.WHEN THE TEENAGER HAD ENOUGH,HE SCARCASTICALLY ASKED,"WHATS THE MATTER OLD MAN,NEVER DONE ANYTHING WILD IN YOUR LIFE?"KNOWING MY DAD,I QUICKLY SWALLOWED MY FOOD SO THAT I WOULD NOT CHOKE ON HIS RESPONSE:KNOWING HE WOULD HAVE A GOOD ONE..AND IN CLASSIC STYLE HE DID NOT BAT AN EYE IN HIS RESPONSE,:GOT DRUNK ONCE AND HAD SEX WITH A PEACOCK,I WAS JUST WONDERING IF YOU WERE MY SON."

Dads are the best...

HAHAHAHAH!!
oh my word!

hey gal,,,,if that was a joke,,,it was good,,,if ur dad is that cool,,,,,,,2 thumbs up for him

Funny.

new shoes $125
dinner at the mall $25
being there when dad tells off a smartass kid, priceless
for everything else, there is mastercard...

Thumbs up for that dad!!!

Only If You Had One

Only If You Had One

Only If You Had One

yep, I've heard that joke before...