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| Topic: Dirty Ol' man thread (ladys and tramps welcome) - part 2 | |
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Sorry ladies, I was out being a flasher in the park. I'm running late. I was passing out candy to Mom's at the swimming pool. Was making them reach into my pocket like Bob Barker. Not everyone is afraid of lint candy... to bad that ain't lint!! 
((Hey Wendy long time no see!!!))  So that is what lint candy tastes like...geez and I thought it was that colored cottony stuff you get at a damn carnival....
Can I offer you a blow POP?????? 
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Sorry ladies, I was out being a flasher in the park. I'm running late. I was passing out candy to Mom's at the swimming pool. Was making them reach into my pocket like Bob Barker. Not everyone is afraid of lint candy... to bad that ain't lint!!
((Hey Wendy long time no see!!!)) So that is what lint candy tastes like...geez and I thought it was that colored cottony stuff you get at a damn carnival....
Can I offer you a blow POP??????
Why yesss... I'll take that offer. 
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Sorry ladies, I was out being a flasher in the park. I'm running late. I was passing out candy to Mom's at the swimming pool. Was making them reach into my pocket like Bob Barker. Not everyone is afraid of lint candy... to bad that ain't lint!!
((Hey Wendy long time no see!!!)) So that is what lint candy tastes like...geez and I thought it was that colored cottony stuff you get at a damn carnival....
Can I offer you a blow POP??????
Why yesss... I'll take that offer.
Ill have to unwrap it for you, considering you have all Arthurs ritis Ill even throw in a little muscle stretch....
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Sorry ladies, I was out being a flasher in the park. I'm running late. I was passing out candy to Mom's at the swimming pool. Was making them reach into my pocket like Bob Barker. Not everyone is afraid of lint candy... to bad that ain't lint!!
((Hey Wendy long time no see!!!)) So that is what lint candy tastes like...geez and I thought it was that colored cottony stuff you get at a damn carnival....
Can I offer you a blow POP??????
Why yesss... I'll take that offer.
Ill have to unwrap it for you, considering you have all Arthurs ritis Ill even throw in a little muscle stretch....
Just talking about it is already making it stretch out!!  
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Sorry ladies, I was out being a flasher in the park. I'm running late. I was passing out candy to Mom's at the swimming pool. Was making them reach into my pocket like Bob Barker. Not everyone is afraid of lint candy... to bad that ain't lint!!
((Hey Wendy long time no see!!!)) So that is what lint candy tastes like...geez and I thought it was that colored cottony stuff you get at a damn carnival....
Can I offer you a blow POP??????
Why yesss... I'll take that offer.
Ill have to unwrap it for you, considering you have all Arthurs ritis Ill even throw in a little muscle stretch....
Just talking about it is already making it stretch out!!
I will have to teach this old dog some new tricks.... ***lays him on the bed and starts to rub warming oils on his legs*** "Honey, are you feelin any better now that mamas takin care of our aches and pains" |
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Sorry ladies, I was out being a flasher in the park. I'm running late. I was passing out candy to Mom's at the swimming pool. Was making them reach into my pocket like Bob Barker. Not everyone is afraid of lint candy... to bad that ain't lint!!
((Hey Wendy long time no see!!!)) So that is what lint candy tastes like...geez and I thought it was that colored cottony stuff you get at a damn carnival....
Can I offer you a blow POP??????
Why yesss... I'll take that offer.
Ill have to unwrap it for you, considering you have all Arthurs ritis Ill even throw in a little muscle stretch....
Just talking about it is already making it stretch out!!
I will have to teach this old dog some new tricks.... ***lays him on the bed and starts to rub warming oils on his legs*** "Honey, are you feelin any better now that mamas takin care of our aches and pains" Oh sweetie, you've got the hands... whew, man. That's great. Wait, are we still in a public thread? Oh well, let the jealous peeps watch!!!
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My fingertips give a good massage....the pressure points are the best....
I love dirty ole men....especially when I get to clean them all up.... 
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I think the damn ole men died or something....Wait let me move some trash cans in the alley...they may be hiding there from the storms....I hope they didnt get their cardboard boxes wet..
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I think the damn ole men died or something....Wait let me move some trash cans in the alley...they may be hiding there from the storms....I hope they didnt get their cardboard boxes wet.. Got so wet it completely disintegrated. I'm freezing my buns off anyone gonna come keep a dirty ol' man warm? |
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damn davey your reviving the dead here
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I think the damn ole men died or something....Wait let me move some trash cans in the alley...they may be hiding there from the storms....I hope they didnt get their cardboard boxes wet.. Got so wet it completely disintegrated. I'm freezing my buns off anyone gonna come keep a dirty ol' man warm? Oh hell.. I'll keep your buns more than warm.. but a.. wheres the beef??? *demure smile* |
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I think the damn ole men died or something....Wait let me move some trash cans in the alley...they may be hiding there from the storms....I hope they didnt get their cardboard boxes wet.. Got so wet it completely disintegrated. I'm freezing my buns off anyone gonna come keep a dirty ol' man warm? Oh hell.. I'll keep your buns more than warm.. but a.. wheres the beef??? *demure smile* More than warm is one thing but no need to set my ass on fire! Your gonna burn the all beef wiener!!! |
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I think the damn ole men died or something....Wait let me move some trash cans in the alley...they may be hiding there from the storms....I hope they didnt get their cardboard boxes wet.. Got so wet it completely disintegrated. I'm freezing my buns off anyone gonna come keep a dirty ol' man warm? Oh hell.. I'll keep your buns more than warm.. but a.. wheres the beef??? *demure smile* More than warm is one thing but no need to set my ass on fire! Your gonna burn the all beef wiener!!! I never said nor insinuated that Id set your ass on fire!! Just make it...burn a little bit..the all beef weiner, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions ....well, you get the picture... it will be fine. *smirk* |
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I think the damn ole men died or something....Wait let me move some trash cans in the alley...they may be hiding there from the storms....I hope they didnt get their cardboard boxes wet.. Got so wet it completely disintegrated. I'm freezing my buns off anyone gonna come keep a dirty ol' man warm? Oh hell.. I'll keep your buns more than warm.. but a.. wheres the beef??? *demure smile* More than warm is one thing but no need to set my ass on fire! Your gonna burn the all beef wiener!!! I never said nor insinuated that Id set your ass on fire!! Just make it...burn a little bit..the all beef weiner, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions ....well, you get the picture... it will be fine. *smirk* how you gonna make my ass burn? You better just be sure which end you're smackin' around there. |
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I think the damn ole men died or something....Wait let me move some trash cans in the alley...they may be hiding there from the storms....I hope they didnt get their cardboard boxes wet.. Got so wet it completely disintegrated. I'm freezing my buns off anyone gonna come keep a dirty ol' man warm? Oh hell.. I'll keep your buns more than warm.. but a.. wheres the beef??? *demure smile* More than warm is one thing but no need to set my ass on fire! Your gonna burn the all beef wiener!!! I never said nor insinuated that Id set your ass on fire!! Just make it...burn a little bit..the all beef weiner, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions ....well, you get the picture... it will be fine. *smirk* how you gonna make my ass burn? You better just be sure which end you're smackin' around there. I think I know what Im doing... 
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Edited by
DaveyB
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Sun 12/14/08 05:20 PM
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I think the damn ole men died or something....Wait let me move some trash cans in the alley...they may be hiding there from the storms....I hope they didnt get their cardboard boxes wet.. Got so wet it completely disintegrated. I'm freezing my buns off anyone gonna come keep a dirty ol' man warm? Oh hell.. I'll keep your buns more than warm.. but a.. wheres the beef??? *demure smile* More than warm is one thing but no need to set my ass on fire! Your gonna burn the all beef wiener!!! I never said nor insinuated that Id set your ass on fire!! Just make it...burn a little bit..the all beef weiner, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions ....well, you get the picture... it will be fine. *smirk* how you gonna make my ass burn? You better just be sure which end you're smackin' around there. I think I know what Im doing...
You think you know what you're doing?! YOU think?? Like I said you be careful, I don't want to hear now "opps's". 
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I think the damn ole men died or something....Wait let me move some trash cans in the alley...they may be hiding there from the storms....I hope they didnt get their cardboard boxes wet.. Got so wet it completely disintegrated. I'm freezing my buns off anyone gonna come keep a dirty ol' man warm? Oh hell.. I'll keep your buns more than warm.. but a.. wheres the beef??? *demure smile* More than warm is one thing but no need to set my ass on fire! Your gonna burn the all beef wiener!!! I never said nor insinuated that Id set your ass on fire!! Just make it...burn a little bit..the all beef weiner, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions ....well, you get the picture... it will be fine. *smirk* how you gonna make my ass burn? You better just be sure which end you're smackin' around there. I think I know what Im doing...
You think you know what you're doing?! YOU think?? Like I said you be careful, I don't want to hear now "opps's".
I am innocent I tell you.. INNOCENT |
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I think the damn ole men died or something....Wait let me move some trash cans in the alley...they may be hiding there from the storms....I hope they didnt get their cardboard boxes wet.. Got so wet it completely disintegrated. I'm freezing my buns off anyone gonna come keep a dirty ol' man warm? Oh hell.. I'll keep your buns more than warm.. but a.. wheres the beef??? *demure smile* More than warm is one thing but no need to set my ass on fire! Your gonna burn the all beef wiener!!! I never said nor insinuated that Id set your ass on fire!! Just make it...burn a little bit..the all beef weiner, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions ....well, you get the picture... it will be fine. *smirk* how you gonna make my ass burn? You better just be sure which end you're smackin' around there. I think I know what Im doing...
You think you know what you're doing?! YOU think?? Like I said you be careful, I don't want to hear now "opps's".
I am innocent I tell you.. INNOCENT Ok make up your mind, are you innocent or do you know what your doing with the all american beef? |
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