It was late at night, and the tired cabbie was on his last run of the night. Reaching the destination, he said to the little old lady in the back saet, "That'll be 8 bucks please."
There was no answer, so thinking her hearing might be at fault, he said loudly, "Lady, the fare is 8 bucks."
Still no response. So he turned around, only to ne greeted by the sight of the elderly woman hoisting her skirts and spreading her legs, no underwear impairing his view.

"Well, sonny," she cackled, "will this be payment enough?"
"Aw lady," he sighed, "doncha have anything smaller?

doing it with her would be like doing it with a piece of beef jerky