Mama has always said, “There are many fish in the sea.”
From the depths of the aquarium...

1.The Blowfish- We all spot him as soon as we start reading. The man, the myth, the legend. He has money, a full head of hair, and can’t stop rambling about how many women have previously found him attractive. (Where are they now?)

2.The Sucker Fish- This guy actually makes me a little sad. Girls, you know the ones…. They think somehow it’s attractive to write about how much they have been hurt in the past by other women. “Nice guy finishes last” syndrome has really whacked this guy in the ass. No one wants a push over. You’ve been hurt… we all have. Call it a learning experience and move on.

3.The Shark- Clearly states he is only looking for sex. If you are lucky, he’ll even add in a complimentary cigarette as you hail a cab on 11th and Washington. Nothing positive can come out of this, except in a herpes test.

4.The Guppy- Girls, be nice. It’s his first time on here. Plus, he is not even doing it on his own free will. His friends MADE him do it.

5.The Crab- This psycho has the “Girls are assholes, prove me wrong” mentality. Not exactly a prince charming. At least he is honest and says he is mildly attractive.

6.The Leech- Needy. “I need a date for wedding.” “I need a fun girl to come with me on a camping trip.” “I need someone to take this extra concert ticket I’ve spent over 100$ on and now can’t find one single soul that I know personally who would like to go with me.” This guy would latch on to any woman who showed interest. Who knows, may actually be a good time. Bring your mace and change your number after the show.

7.The Large Mouth Bass- This guy is opinionated and you better know it. Hates fatties. Can’t stand brunettes. Needs a married chick. Must have D cups. Big butt or else. Hell, at least he is honest. Might save a lot of time in the long run, sister.

8.The Clown Fish- He is charming, funny, and seemingly intelligent. Only one thing is missing… his picture. You start to think to yourself, is it worth the risk? May just be the man of your dreams, but more likely the kid in your philosophy class who wears a black robe and mumbles to himself.

yes there are

the clown fish

again,gender bashing is weak,lame,etc

I AM NOT A FISH! I AM A MAN!

Holy Mackerel!

I think the little fishies can be male or female fishies. No??

This is too funny!

The flying fish-He flies from one relationship to another,and as soon as he hears the word "MARRAGE!!"He fyies once again never to be found!