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Edited by
franshade
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Thu 02/07/08 01:02 PM
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dayum!!! had it all written out here and nicely too and deleted it by mistake... well here goes attempt #2.
dated a man over a yr ago nothing special but nice, anyway we split up (would have been mutual) but he hid behind an email (yes dear jane letter). anyway out of no where now he wants to be friends (yeah right) cuz he needs help. All I want is razor sharp humor/ quick witted responses: scenario- yesterday he said he needed (something) I said i would stop everything and head right over, not to move from his door. of course i never showed, but today he sends me the msg that he waited by the door.. lmaooooo looking for witty remarks not mean/evil - but witty thanks all |
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Edited by
lilith401
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Thu 02/07/08 12:55 PM
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Okay... I deleted my response as I see you deleted your post.
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nooooooooooo!!!!!!!
didnt mean to 
cleaning keyboard - was gonna cut and paste but saw ur response, now all gone
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     Okay... I deleted my response as I see you deleted your post.
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ask him, "so whats it like to be kept waiting?"
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ok it is so obvious why he came back...
so u can tell him that u were taken by some kind of really hot aliens, who were very friendly and they to had some tax problems..so u had to help them... lol... i am going to have lunch hopefully i will come wiht a better answer |
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Send him a Dear John letter breaking up with his Tax return!
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dayum!!! had it all written out here and nicely too and deleted it by mistake... well here goes attempt #2. dated a man over a yr ago nothing special but nice, anyway we split up (would have been mutual) but he hid behind an email (yes dear jane letter). anyway out of no where now he wants to be friends (yeah right) cuz he needs help. All I want is razor sharp humor/ quick witted responses: scenario- yesterday he said he needed (something) I said i would stop everything and head right over, not to move from his door. of course i never showed, but today he sends me the msg that he waited by the door.. lmaooooo looking for witty remarks not mean/evil - but witty thanks all Tell him you "dropped everything" and lost your marbles... then slipped and passed out. You woke up and came to your senses and are now suggesting he hire this great tax person you know...
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i'd do it again
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ask him to hold his breathe and wait by the door...
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Send him a Dear John letter breaking up with his Tax return!
Dearest Tax return, I realize that I am one of the few who actually understand you.
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tell him your car went in a differnt direction and you ended up 100 miles away and couldnt get back in time
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just tell him you got asked out on a date...and it was an offer you just couldnt refuse..and that you knew he would understand !! LOL
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"Dayum, baby.... I was knockin' at the BACK door....!!!"
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You snooze you loose
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You say..."Uhhhh, I got a better offer".
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sorry all - lost internet connection for a bit.
couldnt see all ur responses but I did ask him, Was that YOU? I must have went to the wrong house... lmaoooooo now he wants to know where I ended up, good thing I'm a grown woman who doesnt answer to anyone... especially da past.. lmao
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You snooze you loose
one word: karma |
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thank you all...
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lol your welcome....what a twit....ok all go to general and older women thread......this little boy needs to be taught a few manners....calling all CHICAS
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