driving home from work one day this guy decides he's going hunting,because his wife tells him to bring something home for supper.after a few hours in the woods,he shoots a deer.he takes it home and cuts it up.his wife is thrilled ,but asks him what do we tell the kids were having.he tells his wife that we'll make something up.the kids come home and they go to the dinner table.the boy speaks up and says this really smells good dad.what is it? he sits there and thinks for a minute and finally replys.we're having what your mommy always calls me.the boy gets a funny look on his face,turns to his sister and says jesus we cant eat that its an asshole.