HYPNOTIST IN THE SENIOR CENTER

It was entertainment night at the senior center and the Amazing Claude
was topping the bill.

People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist
do his stuff.
As Claude went to the front of the meeting room, he announced,

"Unlike most hypnotists who invite two or three people up here to be put
into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the
audience."

The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful
antique pocket watch from his coat.

"I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very
special watch.It's been in my family for sixgenerations."

He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly
chanting,
"Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch..."

The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light
gleaming off its polished surface.

Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly,
it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking
into a hundred pieces.



"SHIT!" said the Hypnotist...








It took three days to clean up the senior center

omg.
roflmao

lol,good,real good,lol have"em put it on the worlds dirtest jobs

thats disgusting yet humorous!

rotflmao

remind me not to get hypnotized!lmao!

Thats great thanx!! I needed a good laugh!!!!

ROFLMAO

LOL

LMAO that was to flipping funny

roflmfao Thanks!!!

Where do you get all these jokes, Great ones at that

ROTFLMAO...thats to funny!!!