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i once dated a girl with one red eye and one green eye. it was very confusing. when she winked, i did not know if i should start or stop. That was cute! |
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i once dated a girl with one red eye and one green eye. it was very confusing. when she winked, i did not know if i should start or stop. did ya date her brown eye too? 
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go to the bathroom i'm constipated
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brian,,,,,,you shouldn't bragg
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when my girl was about years old she,she told my boyfriend at the time I was easy....
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I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.
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I have green pee when I eat broccoli
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lol i think brian is my ex husband and stalking me..lmfao
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I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. Thats funny!!!
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I used to be a lifeguard, but some blue kid got me fired.
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I have green pee when I eat broccoli really??
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I used to be a lifeguard, but some blue kid got me fired.
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My boss called tonight to give me more information, "just in case I was teetering on the idea of wanting to ever have kids" (which everyone knows I am not)... She told me a story that one of her children (7 yo) was found in his bedroom with her other kid (9 yo), and the 7 year old was trying to poke the 9 year old in the face, and looked like he was trying to wipe something on his face... Turns out, he'd picked his butt and was trying to wipe it on the older kid's face... (EWWW!) And THEN she asked me if I wanted to babysit on Valentine's day so she and her fiance could go out...
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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new music video? Niether has he.
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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new music video? Niether has he. Thats funny too!!
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I told this one to shoes4rhon yesterday when she needed a laugh:
Two lions are eating a clown. One says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?" |
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Men are like pumpkins. Woman think all the good ones are either taken or they've had everything scraped out of their heads with a spoon.
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You guys are great!!!
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I tell you the sex I had the other night was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
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