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Topic: Green toilet paper???
68chevy Joined Tue 11/13/07 Posts: 6926	Tue 02/05/08 05:54 PM
A really drunk guy at a party walks up to the host and asks, “Do you have some green toilet paper that says, ‘** you’?” The host, stunned, answers, “Of course I don’t have any green toilet paper that says, ‘** you.’” “Oh, no!” the drunk cries. “I’m really sorry…I think I just wiped my ass with your parrot.”

PATSFAN Joined Mon 12/10/07 Posts: 42782	Tue 02/05/08 05:55 PM


DeathsTreaty Joined Wed 01/09/08 Posts: 14622	Tue 02/05/08 05:56 PM
Thats funny ^^ and kind of nasty, but more funny ^^

nonchalantwendy Joined Mon 12/17/07 Posts: 13574	Tue 02/05/08 05:56 PM


brian325 Joined Fri 10/05/07 Posts: 4132	Tue 02/05/08 05:57 PM
that's a ****ty joke

brian325 Joined Fri 10/05/07 Posts: 4132	Tue 02/05/08 05:57 PM
that's a schitty joke

chickayoshi Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 8621	Tue 02/05/08 06:00 PM
Mmm...soft tissue. Ha Ha!

polson Joined Sun 12/31/06 Posts: 28173	Tue 02/05/08 06:05 PM


coco56 Joined Sun 06/24/07 Posts: 12347	Tue 02/05/08 06:11 PM


rainysky39 Joined Sun 01/20/08 Posts: 4071	Tue 02/05/08 06:42 PM
Anyone ever heard the term "A bird in the hand" ? lol

songstress1 Joined Sun 11/18/07 Posts: 1244	Wed 02/06/08 06:35 AM

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