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You must be from Tennessee....'cause your the only 10 I see...
  
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You must be from Tennessee....'cause your the only 10 I see...
YOU GOT THAT RIGHT BABY  ................
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I got drunk one night and said.."I wish you were a duck so I could be down on you." I woke up in the county jail. To post bail I asked if they could put it on her bill.
Hey, it may be silly, but it quacked her up!
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my brothers and i went out one night, older one got pretty wasted so we took him to breakfast..
he looked right at the waitress, and ordered the "sheep-herder special" she said, "what do you mean" he said, "side of eggs, a side of bacon, and a side of ewe" i lost my coffee on that one lmao |
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I know of a few, from other sites, but the only one Ive ever actually used was:
'Hi, Im [insert name here], but you can call me later.' Its something that I can say easily without giggling or blushing so it sounds right. Most of the other ones make me want to laugh after I say it, and it ruins the effect. |
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