one dude was so bored he went to pet show to buy a pet.... he was not that impressed by all the animals he saw, then on his way out he saw that parrot on the rear of the shop talking,,, he went and started to talk to the animal...... he was impressed by the knowledge of that lil thing, in fact that parrot could follow a conversation in politic,philosophy, mathematic and many others subjects... So he bought the parrot.. ONCE AT HOME HE TOLD THE MAN THAT HE WAS BORN WITHOUT FEET BUT LUCKILY HE HAD A BIGGER PENIS THAT HE WAS USING TO STAY ON THE PERCH...Then one day he came back from work and opening the front door the man heard a voice whispering his name from behind the couch...
it was the parrot saying he had something important to tell him
Parrot: this morning when you left for work, the delivery guy came and your wife went to open the door and she started kissing the delivery guy

the man: WHAT?

Parrot: yes and that wasnt it, he started touching her and putting his hands inside her dress

the man: he did that? what else??/?

Parrot: he did that for a while and he took off her dress?

The man: no no, he did that? what happened next?

Parrot: uumm i dont know what happened after that because i got an erection so i lost my balance on the perch and i fell behind the couch.....