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my mother is so old that her tits produce powder milk
i am so fat that whenever i wear a white t-shirt astronauts on space think the highest mountain is in Texas 
i am so fat that sometimes i get stuck in my dreams
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I'm so danged skinny, I stand sideways to hide!
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