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Topic: New Tax Laws
uk1971 Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 22015	Mon 02/04/08 07:04 PM
The only thing that the IRS has not taxed yet is the male penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 30% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 10% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both nuts. Effective January 1st, 2008 the penis will be taxed according to size. The brackets are as follows: 10 - 12" Luxury Tax $30.00 Which one would be your tax bracket? 8 - 10" Pole Tax $25.00 5 - 8" Privilege Tax $15.00 4 - 5" Nuisance Tax $3.00 Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains. Anyone under 4 inches is eligible for a refund. PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!!!

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IndnPrncs Joined Sun 11/04/07 Posts: 58420	Mon 02/04/08 07:14 PM
One of the few tax laws I agree with...

timsayshi Joined Wed 12/19/07 Posts: 244	Tue 02/05/08 09:30 AM
Refund please

JadeDemon Joined Mon 10/02/06 Posts: 267	Tue 02/05/08 10:26 AM
i would feel sorry for the refunders lol cause i guess they have to make up for it some other way lol

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