Damn Mikey,,why would you want to do that?!?!?

I hear ya gotta feed and water the damn real thing. Its much better to deflate the damn thing when it asks for too damn much

AND,,,

It lets you watch the damn game

Heading out the door...ya'll have a DAMN WONDERFUL Wednesday!

Damn , I forgot what I was going to say!!!!!!---- Oh yea --Hi all!!!! damn that was hard to do. not enough coffee!!!!!

Damn its boring here at work today

DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNN

Just woke up!!!!!!!!!!!

DAMNNNNNNNNNNNN 3rd shift sux

damnnnnnn I am so ready for work to end damn it

damn i hate being with out my computer

DAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN ((((Grammy)))) where ya been girl?!?!?!?

We hate it when your without a puter too

im in gillette wy. for 3 mo. taking care of my grandbabys but i got a laptop now

Damn Grammy,,go figure your taking care of those damn CUTE Grandbabys?!?!?!

I for one am HAPPY, HAPPY you got a damn laptop

Welcome the damn back to JSH,,we need damn cookies

thanks its great to be back in the damn game again

To ya'll in the dam thread

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(((Noden)))

I have to admire the damn seagull that nailed my windshield from sixty feet up in the air and flew away laughing at me!!!
Just glad I was inside at the time...

Holy Crap(((((Clancy)))))that's just ****ty getting chit on by another bird, I mean WTF

Hey Boone, welcome to the dam game...

Heydi hoo, ((Grammy)) welcome back...

thanks its great to be back i missed you all

Good, some are missin in action but I'll be here saying hi and welcoming ya'll, so welcome and be happy in my dam game....

Older Than Dirt Quiz




How many do you remember?

Head lights dimmer switches on the floor.
Ignition switches on the dashboard.
Heaters mounted on the inside of the fire wall.
Real ice boxes.
Pant leg clips for bicycles without chain guards.
Soldering irons you heat on a gas burner.
Using hand signals for cars without turn signals.

Older Than Dirt Quiz: Count all the ones that you remember not the ones you were told about Ratings at the bottom.

1. Blackjack chewing gum
2. Wax Coke-shaped bottles with colored sugar water
3. Candy cigarettes
4. Soda pop machines that dispensed glass bottles
5. Coffee shops or diners with tableside juke boxes
6. Home milk delivery in glass bottles with cardboard stoppers
7. Party lines
8. Newsreels before the movie
9. P.F. Flyers
10. Butch wax
11. Telephone numbers with a word prefix (OLive-6933)
12. Peashooters
13. Howdy Doody
14. 45 RPM records
15. S&H Green Stamps
16 Hi-fi's
17 Metal ice trays with lever
18. Mimeograph paper
19 Blue flashbulb
20. Packards
21. Roller skate keys
22. Cork popguns
23. Drive-ins
24. Studebakers
25. Wash tub wringers

If you remembered 0-5 = You're still young
If you remembered 6-10 = You are getting older
If you remembered 11-15 = Don't tell your age,
If you remembered 16-25 = You're older than dirt!

Two Bulls on a Hill




Two bulls stood on a hill. They looked down on a valley where a dozen cows grazed.

The young bull said, "Hey Pop, let's run down there and **** one of those heifer."

"No, Son," said the old bull. "Let's WALK down there and **** ALL those heifers."