A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they
connect; they end up leaving together.

They get back to his place, and as he shows her
around his apartment, she notices that one wall of
his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet,
cuddly teddy bears. There are three shelves in the
bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of cute, cuddly
teddy bears, carefully placed in rows covering the
entire wall!

It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to
lovingly arrange them and she was immediately
touched by the amount of thought he had put into
organizing the display.
There were small bears all along the bottom shelf,
medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle
shelf, and huge, enormous bears running all the way
along the top shelf.
She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy
to have such a large a collection of Teddy Bears,
but doesn't mention this to him, and actually is
quite impressed by his sensitive side.

They share a bottle of wine and continue talking
and, after a while, she finds herself thinking, "Oh
my God! Maybe, this guy could be the one! Maybe he
could be the future father my children?" She turns
to him and kisses him lightly on the lips. He
responds warmly.

They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he
romantically lifts her in his arms and carries her
into his bedroom where they rip off each other's
clothes and make hot, steamy love.
She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more
passion, more creativity, more heat than she has
ever known.

After an intense, explosive night of raw passion
with this sensitive guy, they are lying there
together in the afterglow. The woman rolls over,
gently strokes his chest and asks coyly, "Well, how
was it?"

The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek,
looks deeply into her eyes, and says, "Help yourself
to any prize from the middle shelf."

too long didnt read it all :|

LOL!!!!

Hahahahaha. Cue the "double standard" complaints in 3...2...1...

Takes like 30 seconds to read ????? I guess that's too long for some people

LOL Should try that some time.