WARNING THIS IS A TRUE STORY. NOT!!!!! BUT FUNNY. I DIDN'T. WRITE THIS. BUT ENJOY.

An elderly couple is enjoying an anniversary dinner together in a small town. The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this tavern where you leaned against the fence and I made love to you." Yes," she says, "I remember it well." OK," he says, "how about taking a stroll round there again and we can do it for old time's sake?

"Oooooooh Henry, you devil, that sounds like a good idea," she answers.

There's a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to all this, having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, "I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble." So he follows them.. They walk haltingly along leaning on each other for support, aided by walking sticks.

Finally they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt, takes her knickers down and the old man drops his trousers. She turns around and as she hangs on to the fence, the old man moves in. Suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the watching policeman has ever seen. They are bucking and jumping like eighteen- year-olds. This goes on for about forty minutes! She's yelling, "Ohhh, God!" He's hanging on to her hips for dear life. This is the most athletic sex imaginable. Finally, they both collapse panting on the ground.

The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life that he didn't know. After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.

The policeman, still watching thinks, that was truly amazing, he was going like a train. I've got to ask him what his secret is. As the couple passes, he says to them, "That was something else! You must have been having sex for about forty minutes. How do you manage it? "You must have had a fantastic life together. Is there some sort of a secret?"

The old man says, "Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence."

Wrong forum....

and does it look like i give a ****? NOPE

Please take the time to put your post in the correct forums. The forums are in catorgory for a reason please take the time to find the correct one in the future.



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dude chill

Ohhhhh...busted.

I dont see how its in the wron forum its a funny storie

It was originally in "General Discussion".

IT WAS FUNNY

BUT,IT SHOULD BE RATED 'R'

ADULT CONTENT IN THE FORUM POST!

ok, What is the BIG PROBLEM you guys????????????????? This Topic is for JOKES AND FUNNY STORIES RIGHT????????????????? Was this not a funny story????????????????????????? I thought it was cute. Why are you making a big deal about it??????????????????????????????????? Where should it have been posted then?????????????????????????????????????

Maybe...if you read all the post, you'd know why. As I previously stated, it was originally in the "general discussion" forum and not in the "jokes and funny stories" forum.

In the first place this was moved here by me due to it was posted in General if you go to General you will see it has been moved. The story is funny but the OP's need to learn we have catorgory's for a reason and to take a few minutes and place them in the correct one instead of putting them all in General and expect us to move them.


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