Topic: The Cork
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Mon 02/04/08 05:40 AM
Edited by uk1971 on Mon 02/04/08 05:40 AM
Two men are in a locker room taking a shower after their work-out, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his butt.
"If you don't mind my saying so"
said the second man,
"that cork looks very uncomfortable. Why don't you take it out?"
"I regret I can't"
lamented the first.
"It is permanently stuck in my butt".
"I don't understand"
said the other man.
The first man says
"Well, I was walking along the beach and I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a genie came out. She said
"I am here to grant you one wish".
And I said NO SH1T".

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