Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 19 | |
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(((((((jen)))))))))hello sweetie its going ok,and how is yours going I ma going to work
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The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died
> and went to heaven. At the gates, St.Peter told Arthur, "Since you've > been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your > reward is you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven." > > Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, " > I want to hang > out with God." St.Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room and introduced > him to God. > > God recognized Arthur and commented," Okay, so you were the one who > invented the Harley Davidson motorcycle?" > > Arthur said, " Yep, that's me". > > God said," Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's > pretty unstable, makes noise and polluting and can't run without a > road?" > > Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally he said, " Excuse me, but > aren't You the inventor of woman?" > > God said, "Yes." > > "Well," said Arthur, " professional to professional, you have some > major design flaws in your invention: > > 1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusions; 2. It > chatters constantly at high speeds; 3. Most of the rear ends are too > soft and wobble too much; 4. The intake is placed way too close to the > exhaust; 5. And the maintenance costs are enormous!" > > " Hmmmmm, you may have some good points there, " > replied God, "Hold on". > God went to His Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and > waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God > read it. > > "Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, > "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than > yours." |
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The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died > and went to heaven. At the gates, St.Peter told Arthur, "Since you've > been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your > reward is you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven." > > Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, " > I want to hang > out with God." St.Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room and introduced > him to God. > > God recognized Arthur and commented," Okay, so you were the one who > invented the Harley Davidson motorcycle?" > > Arthur said, " Yep, that's me". > > God said," Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's > pretty unstable, makes noise and polluting and can't run without a > road?" > > Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally he said, " Excuse me, but > aren't You the inventor of woman?" > > God said, "Yes." > > "Well," said Arthur, " professional to professional, you have some > major design flaws in your invention: > > 1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusions; 2. It > chatters constantly at high speeds; 3. Most of the rear ends are too > soft and wobble too much; 4. The intake is placed way too close to the > exhaust; 5. And the maintenance costs are enormous!" > > " Hmmmmm, you may have some good points there, " > replied God, "Hold on". > God went to His Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and > waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God > read it. > > "Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, > "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than > yours." ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Dear "J" .... can I please have .....
One day without ..... you know ..... ![]() ![]() |
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Dear "J" .... can I please have ..... One day without ..... you know ..... ![]() ![]() not feeling so fresh ??? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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or is it more like feminine itch?.........
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Dear "J" .... can I please have ..... One day without ..... you know ..... ![]() ![]() not feeling so fresh ??? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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its snowin again !!!!!!!!!ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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another storm purple, heya!
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Lalalalalaaaaaa laaalaa.....Can't hear you Purple!!!
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hi , hope its not gonna turn into a storm ...
<<-- googlez the weather thinger....... |
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whew,,,,,,,no extreme weather warnings .........
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or is it more like feminine itch?......... ![]() I Know I'm itchin for a male....... ![]() ![]() AHAHAHAHAAAAA... last itme I was itchin for a female, ALL my bills in the mail showed up ??? WTF ??? ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Is that like your ears burnin when somebody's talkin about you.. or your hand itchin when your getting $$$$ ![]() ![]() |
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Dear Diary, that intense day came in the form of morning, it was so great. I definitely want to do that again and again, and again. I was so exhilarated and relaxed. I took a sweet little nap and woke hungry for more. Well, Im going to visit fiends now. Write to you later....................................
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Is that like your ears burnin when somebody's talkin about you.. or your hand itchin when your getting $$$$ ![]() ![]() I thought is was LOSING money, not getting money ??? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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